Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong go to Lunch with Goldie Hawn

Honey · July 2nd, 2008, 10:18 PM

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong started a pap frenzy yesterday when they went out to lunch with Golden Hawn in Santa Monica. Goldie Hawn is used to meeting all of her daughter's fuck buddies. She probably calls Lance "FB #546." She only came to lunch because she likes the restaurant's vodka gimlets. And because her scary lips needed air or they will deflate.
Lance also couldn't wait to show off his totally awesome douchehawk. Dear Lance, every teenage boy from the late 90s called. They want their hair back.

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McJag · July 2nd, 2008, 11:38 PM

Goldie looked....peculiar.

crackho · July 2nd, 2008, 11:58 PM

Goldie looks just fine, considering she's obviously still recovering from that swarm of African killer bees that stung her lips over 1000 times.

GaPeach · July 3rd, 2008, 12:02 AM

looks to me like Lance is handing Kate some "good stuff" in that first picture and they all showed up for "lunch" to share it.. however Goldie had some "good stuff" of her own before they got started

LovintheAfternoon · July 3rd, 2008, 01:21 AM

Does Lance even have a life anymore or does he now spend all of his time following her around and providing photo opportunities for her inflated ego?

aabbcc · July 3rd, 2008, 06:59 AM

Where is her kid and why does it seem like she never spends any time with him?

Bellatheball · July 3rd, 2008, 08:29 AM

The bees explain a lot crackho. Thanks for clearing it up. I thought maybe she was stuck with some bad makeup from that movie she did about ten years ago.

Kate shouldn't wear dresses that show off her 13 year old boy curves.

Raspberry gashes · July 3rd, 2008, 05:04 PM

For some reason I just don't buy them as a couple. I don't know why.

panda · July 3rd, 2008, 05:28 PM

Goldie looks like crap!