June 25th, 2008, 06:38 PM
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Verne Troyer "Mini me" sex tape..
Pull out the Kleenex and KY, because a Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! It's what your genitals have been waiting for. TMZ has a " tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
I need to see this now, just so I know what Mini-Me is working with. I bet he has taquito dick with extra cheese. I mean, does it even reach?!
They better call this shit " Mini-In-Me" or I'm going to be pissed!
Click here to watch the " short" clip and try not to bust a nut all over your keyboard.
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June 25th, 2008, 06:39 PM
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June 25th, 2008, 06:40 PM
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No.. No.. NO!!! I draw the line somewhere and this is it..I will NOT click! I will not click..I will NOT click.. 
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June 25th, 2008, 06:41 PM
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^^Oh come on, you know you want to Soj 
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June 25th, 2008, 06:41 PM
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oh that is SICK
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June 25th, 2008, 06:47 PM
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Quote:
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Yeah that!!   
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June 25th, 2008, 06:49 PM
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I refuse to click despite sort of wanting know what's on it. Anyone care to offer a commentary? 
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June 25th, 2008, 06:51 PM
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I clicked and Mini Me's girlfriend is a tranny LOL
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June 25th, 2008, 06:51 PM
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It's a clip of him adjusting the camera,and then him and the girl start making out,and he uses a lot of tongue...
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June 25th, 2008, 06:53 PM
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Damn it! My curiosity is getting the best of me. I'm gonna click. Wish me luck.
ETA: it's only like 5 seconds long but still vomit inducing
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June 25th, 2008, 06:53 PM
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That's kind of boring. Thanks, mrs.v. 
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June 25th, 2008, 06:54 PM
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I'm sorry, but that's just NASTY
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June 25th, 2008, 06:54 PM
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This was inevitable.
Although it will probably make more money than The Love Guru.
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June 25th, 2008, 06:56 PM
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Verne is ANNOYING!
g.r.o.s.s.
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June 25th, 2008, 07:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissVenus
Although it will probably make more money than The Love Guru.
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I bet it's more entertaining too.
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