June 25th, 2008, 04:48 PM
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John Mayer Is Such An Effin Gentleman
John Mayer was dating Minka Kelly before he met the love of this month his life, Jennifer Aniston. Page Six reports that John called up Minka to let her know what was coming. A source said, "Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.'"
That John is such and honest and caring tool. If this Aniston thing doesn't work out, he would be a prime candidate for eHarmony. Wait, that's probably where he met Aniston.
And he's in love with Aniston?! Probably because she's the only chick that didn't vomit when she saw his abnormally shaped dick and urethra. You know he has one of those. ( NSFL warning) Click here ( Seriously, don't click) to see it.
Here's John outside of his hotel in Manchester, England today posing for pictures with his fans.
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June 25th, 2008, 04:57 PM
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WTF is up with the dick pictures! EWWW. Of course I clicked. Between abnormal penis and peeing with this guy... Where does it all come from? I don't know his music and I occasionally find him hot but at times I'm really disgusted with some of the rumours about him.
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June 25th, 2008, 05:00 PM
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I shouln't have clicked on those pictures. I was never attracted to him and his music sucks.
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June 25th, 2008, 05:07 PM
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DON'T CLICK THE LINK!
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June 25th, 2008, 05:33 PM
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i dated a guy with a crooked dick once. once being the times i slept with him. it was kinda creepy
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June 25th, 2008, 05:39 PM
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ok..how do we all KNOW that he has that slight..deformity? *yeah I clicked..ew...  *
*He looks like PR's Jack Mackenroth in that first pic
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June 25th, 2008, 06:54 PM
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 OMG that's hilarious. Runs home to click link
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June 25th, 2008, 07:00 PM
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LOL
I clicked it.. 
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June 25th, 2008, 10:19 PM
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June 25th, 2008, 10:50 PM
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Dangerous, where could I find the original version of you sig pic?
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June 25th, 2008, 11:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tragicallyflawed
Dangerous, where could I find the original version of you sig pic?
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Hi. I'm not sure, I had it saved on my computer. You can see a
smaller version of the original in my profile.
who's that on your avatar? 
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June 26th, 2008, 12:09 AM
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OMG that dick is SICK!!!!
And what's with the pee rumors? I haven't heard those.
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June 26th, 2008, 07:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dangerous
Hi. I'm not sure, I had it saved on my computer. You can see a
smaller version of the original in my profile.
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Thanks.
His name is Fu'ad Ait Aattou, he's a french actor:
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June 26th, 2008, 09:41 AM
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I want to see that penis. But I don't... LOL
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June 26th, 2008, 10:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tragicallyflawed
Thanks.
His name is Fu'ad Ait Aattou, he's a french actor:
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His lips are purdy.
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