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    Talking Jocelyn Wildenstein scares everyone at LAX airport

    Customs officers are used to seeing famous faces at the airport -but none quite so strange as Jocelyn Wildenstein's.
    The American socialite gave staff a fright when she passed through security at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California.
    Dressed casually in dark jeans and a T-shirt, the multi-millionairess wore over-sized glasses which thankfully hid much of her face.


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    Frightening: Staff get a shock as scary-faced 'Cat Woman' Jocelyn Wildenstein passes through customs at LAX airport
    Jocelyn, 62, is nicknamed Cat Woman due to her shocking surgically-enhanced features which were reportedly inspired by a love of exotic wild cats.
    The ex-wife of billionaire art dealer Alec Wildenstein, began altering her face to appear more feline when she feared her husband was losing interest in her.
    Jocelyn underwent at least seven facelifts and drastic eye reconstruction surgery and received collagen injections to her lips, cheeks and chin.


    Cat Woman: Jocelyn Wildenstein takes of her sunglasses to reveal hercat-like eyes
    Husband Alec was said to scream in horror when he saw her despite her spending 2million on altering her looks.
    After finding her husband in the marital bed with a 19-year-old Russian model, she divorced him and was awarded millions of dollars.
    Alec died of cancer in February this year.

    Despite her unusual appearance, Jocelyn has found love again with designer Lloyd Klein.


    Dark glasses: Jocelyn covers up her scary features in sunglasses as she is ushered through the airport

    You can go straight through: Jocelyn Wildenstein (and her scary face) gives customs officers a fright | Mail Online

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    man why couldnt i have been at LAX then! i would pay money to see her in person!
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    i bet lloyd loves penis and married for money

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    why can't she fix her face?
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    I think she thinks that she DID fix her face. I have 5 cats - none of them look like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    why can't she fix her face?
    That is my question. Surely there are ways to undo a lot of that mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    That is my question. Surely there are ways to undo a lot of that mess.
    Maybe not really. Just guessing but with so many surgeries, the tissue may be irrevocably altered and she may have lots of scar tissue. With her permission, a sane surgeon could minimize the more extreme aspects of her appearance, but she's always going to look altered and unnatural.

    In the airport pic she reminds me of Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.

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    The woman is insane. Seriously...its become sad to look at these pictures.

    And yeah, if you've ever seen pictures of her boyfriend, he pings my gaydar all to hell. That boy is just waiting for her to croak so he can get his payout and retire with some pretty little thing with a sweet ass indefinitely.\

    Edit: Also, I think some of the weird facial shaping cannot be reversed because its injectable foam which soaks up body fluids and gets bigger and bigger (See: Her massive jaw, etc)
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    ^ Are you joking about that foam or are they really doing that these days?

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    I only have it on rumor, but this is the place for rumor, isn't it?
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    I don't think her face can be repaired. She obviously has mental issues. Start the overhaul there.



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    Strangely enough, I get the feeling she thinks she looks great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Strangely enough, I get the feeling she thinks she looks great.
    I bet she thinks she looks *better*, but I wouldn't be surprised if she looks in the mirror and thinks, "I'd be beautiful if only I had my nose touched up" or got rid of some wrinkles or whatever. Her view of herself is probably as distorted as she's made her face. She probably has no recognition of how much she's screwed herself up (with the help of some quacks).

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    Has anyone got a picture of her before all the surgery? I'm curious to know what she looked like prior to messing up her face...
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