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    Default Sarah Larson is working her fifteen minutes




    Yes, it's this trick again! Sarah Larson visited Christian Audigier's offices yesterday to talk about a possible modeling job. And of course, she brought the paps with her. Christian gave Sarah some outfits to try on and "model" in. TyTy Baby would not approve. Sarah isn't smiling with her eyes. She's hardcore butt fucking with her eyes. I really want to trip that sofa over.
    I know this ho needs to make cash now that George Clooney isn't putting money in the bank anymore, but, but can't she just shuttle off to Hustler's offices already. Better yet, homegirl needs to write a damn tell-all! I want all the greasy, shitty details of the Clooney's sex life.
    Below is video of Sarah and Christian. It's a strange experience hearing her talk. I always say to myself, "She speaks?"


    [youtube]mhnng04Mm9M[/youtube]

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    How did we know that was going to happen!

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    She's trying to look sexy and just coming across as slightly inebriated.

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    oh Sarah, you foolish thing.
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    I can't really blame her for this...she had a taste of the "good life" and now she is faced with the harsh reality of going back to being a cocktail waitress. Wouldn't you try everything you could to keep up the lifestyle you once had...traveling the world with one of the hottest men alive(however debatable), flying to Tuscany for weekend excursions, wearing the most expensive clothes and mingling with world famous celebrities? I would milk it, milk it, milk it!

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    I guess...but, for some reason, I can't stand this girl

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    Sarah, Go back to being a skanky nobody and quit making a fool of yourself. Hollywood has enough of those types already.

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    those are some bad poses. prepare to see them in Playboy just without the clothes.

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    Does anyone else think she looks exactly like that other desperate gold digger Melania Trump who lucked out because at least The Donald isn't gay.
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    Yes! I've been thinking that all along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    She's trying to look sexy and just coming across as slightly inebriated.
    I know. It makes me laugh.

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    Thanks for inflicting this thing on an unsuspecting public, George. Call her up pronto and tell her to cease and desist. Send her a one-way ticket back to Vegas and threaten her with a fry cook job at Wendy's if she doesn't stop immediately. Do whatever you have to ... just get rid of her. Now.

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    I guess people could buy the hooker history in "Pretty Woman" with Julia roberts...but they dont like it in real life...

    I wonder if Richard Gere sent Julia out with a kick on her ass (Clooney style) maybe the movie would not be so appealing ...

    Fairy tales..good on film, they suck in real life!

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    ^Actually, the original ending was Gere and Roberts going their separate ways, with Roberts going back to being a hooker. But audiences didn't like it, so they changed it to a fairy tale.

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    She's trying to look sexy and just coming across as slightly inebriated.
    I know! It's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    TyTy Baby would not approve. Sarah isn't smiling with her eyes. She's hardcore butt fucking with her eyes.
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