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Thread: Mariah Carey's second fairy tale wedding called off

  1. June 13th, 2008, 10:20 AM #1
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    Wink Mariah Carey's second fairy tale wedding called off




    Shit, now I have to return the 5-foot tall lucite butterfly statute I bought for Mimi and Nick. The two have called off their second wedding which was supposed to take place in NYC sometime this month. Their first wedding in the Bahamas just wasn't enough for Mimi. The second wedding was going to be a multi-million-dollar crystal unicorn extravaganza fit for an 8-year-old!
    Mimi reportedly couldn't find a magazine that was interested in spending millions for the exclusive photos of her cotton candy bukkake fiesta. A told MSNBC's The Scoop, “Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested."
    Did the bitch try Hello Kitty Magazine?! They would have paid for the entire affair and also given her a custom-made wedding dress made of out of hundreds of stuffed Hello Kitties. Hello Kitty herself could have officiated the ceremony! Ugh. She can hit them up for her next marriage.




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  2. June 13th, 2008, 10:35 AM #2
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    Mimi reportedly couldn't find a magazine that was interested in spending millions for the exclusive photos of her cotton candy bukkake fiesta
    total win
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  3. June 13th, 2008, 04:16 PM #3
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    Boo fucking hoo.
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  4. June 13th, 2008, 04:19 PM #4
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    I, for the life of me, can't figure out why he married her. Really, doesn't he have $$ of his own? She is such a fucking princess.
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    ha ha... no one cares. Love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belindagogo View Post
    ha ha... no one cares. Love it.
    I don't think anyone cared the first time she married him either.
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    ^^true!!
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    Not enough gifts?
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    ^^Not enough ATTENTION.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    cotton candy bukkake fiesta.

    best thing i've read all day.
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  11. June 13th, 2008, 06:47 PM #11
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    LOL! Sham!
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    Actually, who cares?
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    Guess her assistant will have to retract the Bergdorf-Goodman email.
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    I hope this doesn't mean this stunner is going to go to waste:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I hope this doesn't mean this stunner is going to go to waste:

    This is the most beautiful dress I have ever seen.
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