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Reply With QuoteGod, why is it that every little douche gets his/hers own reality show?
Someone stop Ryan Seacrest from producing more shows..please
Hot Tub Eliminations?!
Wonky McValtrex isn't the only raggedy tampon looking for a best friend on MTV. Brody Jenner has just been given his own reality show on MTV called "Bromance." Yes, Bromance. And it gets even douchier. The six episode series will follow a bunch of dudes as they compete to win Brody's love.....I mean...his friendship.
This douche extravaganza will be produced by Ryan Gaycrest. You know Gaycrest cried when he was told he couldn't be a contestant.
Challenges will include circle jerk on a pizza and a Shia LaDouche bitch slap match. You know, typical hazing shit.
Each episode will end with a "hot tub elimination ceremony." That reminds of that disgusting video of the girl shitting in a hot tub! I'm sure Brody's ceremony will be very similar. A hot tub full of shit! Anyway, the eliminated dude will have to get out of the hot tub and leave the house dripping wet. I'm sure Gaycrest is hiding cameras in the jacuzzi jets.
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eat a hot bowl of dicks.
God, why is it that every little douche gets his/hers own reality show?
Why can't *I* have a reality TV show?
Did anybody click on the link for the girl pooping in the hot tub? frankly, I'd rather watch that (I didn't) than another one of gaycrests shows... stoppit ryan or joel's gonna kick your ass!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Wonder what Brody had to do to get Gaycrest to give him a show?
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
why does he have his last name tattooed on his side? what a douche
Gaycrest has the goods on someone or he wouldn't be so successful. He is so BEYOND annoying.
Wasn't it rumored he was Merv Griffin's boy toy?
Appearantly Seacrest doesn't know of another TV genre than reality shows starring douchebags.
RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.
I'm sure it's to help him with the spelling on those rare occasions someone actually wants an autograph from him!Originally Posted by Belindagogo
vaya con dios
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