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    Wink Mitch Winehouse: Having babies will solve that crack problem




    Mitch Wino must be spending his afternoons hittin' the pipe with his daughter, because the silver bear is saying some cracked out shit. He told The People (via Showbiz Spy) that having babies will help Wino quit drugs.
    He said, "As for the drugs, she will get bored with them because the desire for children will take over. Amy knows that if she and Blake are going to have kids then she has to be in perfect health. I honestly think that in two years she will be fit, healthy and having babies - motherhood will be her drug."
    Wino hasn't even had kids yet and she probably already has a file with Child Protective Services. I bet her drug dealers spike her crack with birth control pills because even they are afraid she's going to get knocked up.
    Here's these two crackheads in London last night.

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    The whole family are a bunch of fuckign retards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    - motherhood will be her drug.
    Michelle Duggar is addicted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    The whole family are a bunch of fuckign retards.
    That sums them up perfectly.

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    I honestly think that in two years she will be fit, healthy and having babies ...

    I honestly think he's fucking delusional.
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    with parents this fucking stupid is it any wonder she's a waste of life
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    For the love of God, no. Let them be sterile, please.

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    Amy Winehouse’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil has admitted attacking a pub landlord.
    Blakeincarcerated pleaded guilty to inflicting grievous bodily harm on James King, 36, and perverting the course of justice.

    Wino's other half pleaded guilty during a week of attending London's Snaresbrook Crown Court. There was previously a reporting ban on the case but this has now been lifted by the judge.
    BREAKING NEWS: AMY’S HUBBY BLAKE ADMITS ASSAULT - 09 June 2008


    Well it looks like with time served- Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake looks like he has made a deal and will probably be out soon- So perhaps the pitter patter lurching of little crack babies might be on the horizon.

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    As we all know, babies are the perfect band-aid to deep seated chemical addiction issues.
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    Maybe this is why there has been such a baby boom in Hollywood?

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    Scuzzy.

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    if she makes it 2 years...

    dead yet?

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    Mitch Winehouse is the new Dr Phil.

    Somebody give that man a TV show.
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    What a twit.
    Seriously... why is he giving me a pervert vibe?
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    Well, maybe it's a stretch, but there's nothing wrong with a parent having high hopes for their child.

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