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    Default Christina Aguilera's plan to keep her big chichis



    Christina Aguilera has a “Dirty” plan for hanging on to her ample post-pregnancy bosom. Christina “loves her fuller cleavage,” which she credits to breastfeeding, and she “wants to keep it as long as she can,” according to a Star Magazine spy. The “Fighter” singer is so enthralled with her E-cup cleave she’s decided to keep breastfeeding her five month old son Max until he turns two.

    “Christina knows lots of women breastfeed until their kids are two years old-she even heard that Demi Moore did it.”

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    Ummmm why doesn't she just get implants that size; it's obvious she already has them.
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    Come on, sweetheart - you didn't get E-cups from breastfeeding alone.
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    She needs to put those things away, those veiny balloons are NASTY.

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    Wait a second, what the hell are the chances of a small chested woman turning into a size E due to childbirth alone?!

    I'm uneducated in all things mother related, but that seems a bit out there!
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    Um, right. She totally got bigger implants, and she figures if she keeps lying about breastfeeding, by the time the kid is 2 we will have forgotten about this.

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    Her boobs and her face are disgusting. Looking at that picture seriously made my eyes water.

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    Gross.

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    She obviously has breast implants.. I'm pretty sure that's a plan that will keep her chichis big.
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    I absolutely believe that she got implants. If you look at the pictures of her, she always looks rounded and taut. Milk boobs are only like that when your milk comes down and you're full. Obviously, she's not going to be full all the time. If she is breastfeeding [which I kind of doubt], her body would have adjusted to the baby's feeding schedule by now.

    Maybe tmi, but for the boob skeptics out there ... you definitely can get quite big. I went from an A to a D when I was pregnant with my first, and those first few days after my milk came, I must have been in E territory because I was huge. Seriously, I looked like a carnival freak. With my second baby, I stayed at D, and now, fourteen years later, I wear an upper C or lower D depending on the bra. So, yeah, it can happen.

    *mourns for her perky ones*

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    Do you think she really breastfeeds ? - her boobs look painfully engorged ALL the time and she wears skimpy clothing so she doesnt care about the leaks! I definitely think she had another boob op, probably when she had the cesarean nip and tuck.

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    She's going to change her mind at the first bite, as soon as her baby has teeth... Or she's going to say she's breastfeeding and get new implants...

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    I really wish she'd keep those under wraps, they look like they are going to explode.

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    ewwww come on!

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    Christina Aguilera is gorgeous but yeah, she needs to tone down the cleavage. She actually has a better figure NOW (post-birth) than she had before, but she doesn't exactly have to show her breasts all the time to prove how much she loves motherhood or enjoys being a woman.

    Newsflash to X-tina: Show your husband your boobies, chick, not us. You don't have to flash the world your breasts every time your step out in public.

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