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    Default Lisa Marie Presley is ready to blow

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    Lisa Marie Presley left the Waverly Inn last night looking like she was about to deliver baby herself, just so she can use the umbilical cord to strangle the paps and her goofy ass husband. I don't know how grouchy ass Lisa Marie looks at her Caddyshack reject of a husband every single day without completely losing it.
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    I don't know how grouchy ass Lisa Marie looks at her Caddyshack reject of a husband every single day without completely losing it.


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    I didn't even think she was that far along...
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    Man, it's amazing how much she looks like Elvis. Right now she's channeling his fatty drug days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    Man, it's amazing how much she looks like Elvis. Right now she's channeling his fatty drug days.

    Seriously, I was thinking the same thing. She looks like a fat, bloated Elvis.

    Now I feel bad for making fun of a pregnant woman. Lol

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    Seriously, she always looks so completely fed up.

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    She looks like she got a bad batch of self-tanner, and I've never seen a pregnant stomach look asymetrical like hers does. Weird.
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    Poor thing, she's awfully bloated. She must be really uncomfortable.

    I don't think she's due until mid to late September.

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    What an ugly dumb cow. And why is Samantha Ronson following her?

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    Why does she always marry losers? She seems to have really bad taste in guys.

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    Why to call her a ho?

    aabbcc i agree with you

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    I think Lisa looks pretty. I love her eyes, so light and sleepy-looking like her dad's. For being ready to give birth, her face actually looks good. It isn't swollen and her makeup and hair look cute. She's at least fixing herself and not walking around in flip-flops, t-shirt and stretch pants like some frumpy slob.

    Also, Lisa's only 5'2"---she's not exactly a big girl. She looks like a woman in her last trimester...and a pregnant woman who's tired, wearing flats and just got through eating. Salma Hayek (another small woman) looked bigger when she was pregnant--and she lost all that baby weight pretty fast.

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    I don't think she looks half bad either (considering). Nowhere near what I was expecting when I clicked.

    That's her husband? Oh lord. She can do better. Especially as long as she's able to squeeze out pups, there'll be a line of dudes willing to make another Elvis grandbaby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    What an ugly dumb cow. And why is Samantha Ronson following her?

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