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    Thursday, June 5th 2008 Kenny Chesney Is Not Engaged




    First of all, what in Squinty Zellweger's name happened to Kenny Chesney? Bitch is looking like a chewed up piece of bacon fat. He's like a 10-year-old boy with a pepaw face. Anyway, Kenny has shot down rumors that he's engaged.
    Kenny's spokesbitch told People, "Kenny Chesney is not getting married. He's not engaged. He's not planning on being engaged any time in the near future. In fact, he was surprised by the news and isn't sure how or why anyone would've gotten that idea." Well, gay marriage just became legal in California. Maybe that's where people go the idea?
    Kenny recently said, "I enjoy being a bachelor. I enjoy everything that comes along with it.'"
    Yeah, like a getting a warm blast of man chowder to the face without the guilt!

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    He said 'I'm not gay'.....

    and then he drove off blaring a Judy Garland tune from his car stereo



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    pepaw face! LOL!

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    he looks like a turtle
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    "He's like a 10-year-old boy with a pepaw face."




    He may not be too pretty, but I like ol' Kenny.

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    Looks like a unibrow going on there too.

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    Too much time in the sun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Looks like a unibrow going on there too.
    I pray that is a shadow created by his hat....
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    ^^Probably is, but I like the unibrow theory myself a whole lot better!

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    ^^ ah the snarkiness of my fellow posters is like music to my ears, lets all sit around the camp fire and listen to Kenny sing Koom bye eye (for you real spellers thats the country version)

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    guess who! LOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    ^^ ah the snarkiness of my fellow posters is like music to my ears, lets all sit around the camp fire and listen to Kenny sing Koom bye eye (for you real spellers thats the country version)
    Uh.....no thanks. Appreciate the invite, but not super appealing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    He said 'I'm not gay'.....

    and then he drove off blaring a Judy Garland tune from his car stereo
    you forgot to add: while drinking a Pom cosmo and looking at his International Male catalog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post

    guess who! LOLOL
    he looks SO much better here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    you forgot to add: while drinking a Pom cosmo and looking at his International Male catalog.

    OMG that's classic!
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