Michael K cracks me up every time.
Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Brad Pitt Bought A Bunch Of Ugly Shit
Brad Pitt shuttled off to Switzlerand yesterday for the Art Basel fair. Brad wasn't browsing, he was buying. Brad paid $293,000 for the marble table above. I can't wait until Pax spills Kool-Aid on that shit. He also bought that fugly lamp as well as 2 chairs priced at $25,000 each. $25k?! I could've made that shit for him using Ikea plastic chairs and asphalt! I would've only charged him $3,000 and an ass slap.
HuffPo reports that he also bought an aluminum rug for $175 per square foot and he's interested in buying a $300,000 gold lacquer-coated Fiberglas sofa. I think the sofa is for Maddox's room. It sounds like something he would lounge on.
Quick! We need to set up an "art garage sale" and invite Brad Pitt. We'll tell him our Ikea, Target and West Elm crap was made by the most talented underground artists in the world. He'll believe us because he'll buy any shit
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Michael K cracks me up every time.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
hey I get my art from Walmart so wadda I know, looks like junk to me but then again thats how I feel about impressionist painting
I like the lamp... sort of.
I think it would probably look better in real life.
Vanilla Pitt buys fucking ugly crap ... breaking news at 10:00.
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
sorry but imo that stuff is just plain ugly.
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
that marble table is hideous, imo. and, $293,000?!
white, black, puerto rican/everybody just a freakin'/good times were rollin'.
^ ^ Goes to show that money can't buy taste...and his must be all in his mouth.
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.-"Martha", Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
More proof Brad has the IQ of a blade of grass.
A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have. ~Thomas Jefferson
That is some ugly shit.
Give me a can of spray-paint, some craft glue, a bulk-pack of confetti and some old newspapers - I'll turn my old furniture into works of art...
vaya con dios
That stuff is UGLY, with a capital UGLY, and how uncomfortable would that chair be to sit on.
"Which A-list couple agreed to let a paparazzo shoot their kids, but only after the lensman agreed to give the family half of the six-figure paycheck? Later the duo got greedy and demanded two-thirds of the loot, telling the pap: "We just got new furniture and need to pay it off."
Ny Post/page Six 05/25/08
That table looks all slanty. If I bought an ugly $300,000 table I would at least by one that was level.
~~~Jesus please save me from your fanclub~~~
Table isn't really my thing but I like the chair and lamp. The lamp in particular is cool.
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
i'm going to art basel on saturday. not to buy of course though it's fun to imagine what you'd get if you had a million bucks to go on an art shopping spree you can get everything from high end furniture to a picasso, it's overwhelming. i went last year and it's fucking amazing though so huge that you'd need the whole week to see it all.
i like the chair and lamp too.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
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