Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong in Monaco for the Grand Prix

**Honey** · May 25th, 2008, 09:16 PM

Two Dumb Sluts In Monaco

Gross. They already annoy the fuck out of me and they haven't even been together for a month. I'm surprised they've lasted this long. Can't they just keep their nastiness indoors and spare us all! Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong arrived in Monaco together for the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
The two sluts bags left their hotel today and got on a boat. Unfortunately, the boat didn't sink. I know, such hate. I can't help it. This is what they do to me.
Kate really needs to spend a few hours in the mirror, examining her laugh. Bitch looks fug when she laughs. She looks like she's smelling a rancid fart that she created. We all should examine our laughs in the mirror. Shit, I have spent many a night working on my "laugh face," "eating face" and "yawn face."
Here's more pics of Kate and Lance skeezing it up in Monaco.

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**MissVenus** · May 26th, 2008, 12:26 AM

Uh, where is your son, Kate???

Every couple weeks she's with a new guy... pity it's never her son.

**msdeb** · May 26th, 2008, 12:32 AM

she's just screwing her way around the world.

**sparkly** · May 26th, 2008, 12:40 AM

At this point, I'd say she's as big of a slut as Parisite.

**NicoleWasHere** · May 26th, 2008, 01:20 AM

They really are a couple of Grand Pri(cks).

DitaPage* · May 26th, 2008, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by MissVenus

Uh, where is your son, Kate???

Every couple weeks she's with a new guy... pity it's never her son.

true.
I didn't believe the Lance stuff at first; she only just broke up with Owen!

**Belinda** · May 26th, 2008, 02:33 PM

I give this relationship 30 more days. They are gross, I liked Lance better when he was with Matt McConaguhy

**aabbcc** · May 26th, 2008, 02:53 PM

Two Dumb Sluts In Monaco

Love the title of this story.

**TonjaLasagna** · May 26th, 2008, 05:06 PM

Lance is a total douchebag prick.

He was on a USO tour with Robin Williams & Lewis Black last year.
Two friends of mine were there backstage and said both Robin & Lewis were great with everyone.
Lance stood around with his arms folded, not wanting to take photos with anyone or talk cycling with the Marines who said they were really into long distance cycling.
My friends said it looked like the only reason Lance was there was to get his name in a few papers.
USMC can't stand Lance Armstrong!!

**Giselle** · May 26th, 2008, 07:58 PM

am all over these two together

**celeb_2006** · May 26th, 2008, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by TonjaLasagna

Lance is a total douchebag prick.

He was on a USO tour with Robin Williams & Lewis Black last year.
Two friends of mine were there backstage and said both Robin & Lewis were great with everyone.
Lance stood around with his arms folded, not wanting to take photos with anyone or talk cycling with the Marines who said they were really into long distance cycling.
My friends said it looked like the only reason Lance was there was to get his name in a few papers.
USMC can't stand Lance Armstrong!!

What af f**king uniball wanker

**MsDark** · May 26th, 2008, 08:35 PM

This chick bores me. If she can't get anywhere near the publicity for something else besides who she's banging, at least shock us and bang someone we'd least expect. Not someone who's a known whoremonger and the easiest lay on the planet.