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    Default Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have a cuddle





    Jakey Poo is totally [COLOR=#ff00ff! important][COLOR=#ff00ff! important]checking[/COLOR][/COLOR] out some hot ass in the picture above. Reese is thinking, "Why won't Jakey Poo play with my panty hamster?" Sigh.
    Here's Jakey and his main fag hag cuddling outside of a restaurant yesterday. Reese is looking like a little pregnant in the belly. This is obviously impossible. You can't get pregnant from "tickle and giggle" sessions. It's just Shirley Temple bloat.

    Jakey Poo And Reese Cuddling.... | Dlisted

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    In the third pic, she does look like she may be preggers. I also have to say, the last pic is really cute, she looks adorable and they both look happy.

    I still think he's Toothy though.

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    he's paying her, look he has money in his hand
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    ^


    He DOES that's hilarious! I didn't even notice that the first time Grimm,

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    I know most people think he's great looking, but I just don't see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    he's paying her, look he has money in his hand
    I completely missed that..he is paying her!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    I love that hat she is wearing... it suits her... I realise I'll get a cooler of Haterade tipped over my head for this, but I really like them as a couple and I DON'T THINK HE'S GAY.
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    Gay. Gay as the day is long, folks.

    I subscribe to the continuum of sexuality theory because it makes the most sense. He's been with Kirsten Dunst's druggie troll ass, and now he seems really comfortable with Reese. He's just on the hetero end of the gay extreme.

    I still think they're only friends who understand each other and are just trying to help each other out with the mutual benefit of companionship and PR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissVenus View Post
    I love that hat she is wearing... it suits her... I realise I'll get a cooler of Haterade tipped over my head for this, but I really like them as a couple and I DON'T THINK HE'S GAY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I know most people think he's great looking, but I just don't see it.
    Neither do I; in pictures. But he can get me hot and bothered on screen. Its weird.

    I don't know if I think he's gay; I've never got that vibe from him. I always thought he was Toothy, but there were clues that didn't match him; like having highlights in his hair. I always thought Toothy was someone like Ryan Seacrest; not very important and we'd all say 'Who gives a shit'.

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    OMG, he is so stiff! These people are actors (and supposedly good ones) and they still can't convince me this is real.

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    "I still think they're only friends who understand each other and are just trying to help each other out with the mutual benefit of companionship and PR."

    Yes, an unconvincing fauxmance.

    They even have the same CAA manager - Evelyn O'Neill.

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    Default Reese Witherspoon shows some PDA

    What a stupid nickname!



    GyllenSpoon Walk the PDA Line
    Posted May 26th 2008 1:07PM by TMZ Staff
    The long-rumored couple show some public affection.

    Finally!

    GyllenSpoon Walk the PDA Line - TMZ.com
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    this is not affection, tis just a part of the deal - business.

    as if The Chin Witherspoon knows what affection is. She is nothing but a frigid beard.

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    I can't understand why people think an A-list Oscar winner would need to be a beard?!
    They look cute. Good for them.

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