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    Default Michael Jackson makes surprise appearance at Christian Audigier's tacky party





    Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.
    Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain't got nothing on this bitch.
    Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier'stacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko's ass came onstage. He could have melted!
    Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena's head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.

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    Pedo!

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    Michael looks good! I cant believe it. Gearing up for his comeback!! What a cute barrette he is wearing.

    Pam looks skank as usual, and Mena looks fug as all get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    Michael looks good! I cant believe it. Gearing up for his comeback!! What a cute barrette he is wearing.

    Pam looks skank as usual, and Mena looks fug as all get out.

    He does look good

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    as I look at him I see no signs of the man that used to be Michael Jackson - just that f'ed up idiot in plethor pants and a country wannabe shirt. I guess thats the going wear for child molesters.

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    WTF? It's a car accident you can't help staring at as you drive by.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Yeah, he's still creepy as all get-out. The nicest thing I can say about him is that his plastic nose doesn't look like it's melting this time. Still looks like a ventriloquist's dummy. Just an all-around plastic surgery nightmare.

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    What a damn shame.

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    and as usual he acts like he's the awesome person he thinks he is.
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    Waiting for any fantards to show up.
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    ^^*Pulls up a chair* Popcorn?
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    OMG I would so love to see what MJ looks
    like without all the makeup and the horrid
    wig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    OMG I would so love to see what MJ looks
    like without all the makeup and the horrid
    wig.
    Me too but then I would be scarred for life, I think...
    I love his music though.
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    He does not look good by any stretch of the imagination. He went from being a fairly good-looking black man to resembling a deformed white woman. He looks ridiculous.

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