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    Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still slutting it up together. They have taken their act to Cannes! People reports the two were "dancing and kissing" at the Dolce and Gabbana party last night. A source said the two were dancing to old Madonna songs. HOMOS! Vintage Madonna makes Lance thinks of Jakey Poo. Can you imagine these two dancing? It's probably like watching two chickens mating.
    The source said, "They were beaming at each other. So cute." Beaming?! That's called being "drunk as fuck !"
    Another witness told UsWeekly, "While they were chatting, I'd notice that Lance would have his hand on the small of Kate's back, or his hand on top of hers."
    He was holding down her hand, because she kept trying to grab his nut.
    I give these slut whores one more week together. Kate gets around and so does Lance. Two whores don't make a right.

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    Kate's always at it. She's like a bloody rabbit.

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    He's supposedly this big stud, but I find him really creepy looking (not to mention how he acts).

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    note to Cheryl Crowe - send Kate Hudson a thank you note.

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    What the hell hairstyle is that Kate was going for there?

    I think Owen is friends with Lance, I wonder what gives.

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    I thought he was with an Olsen twin. I can't keep up.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    They're both whores.That is all.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I thought he was with an Olsen twin. I can't keep up.
    Me 2!


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    ^That just looks wrong. I know they're legal, and ain't nothing wrong with age differences, but still... I can't get over that one.

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    Guess the Uniballer still thinks he's racing only this time it's the Tour de Whore. Kate Hudson seems to be on a downward spiral since she dumped Chris Martin. I give this affair a month at most.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    ^ Tour De Whore- classic!
    Chris Robinson, Chris Martin is Gwyneth Paltrow's husband

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    Leave Wes alone
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    The source said, "They were beaming at each other. So cute." Beaming?! That's called being "drunk as fuck !"
    Another witness told UsWeekly, "While they were chatting, I'd notice that Lance would have his hand on the small of Kate's back, or his hand on top of hers."
    He was holding down her hand, because she kept trying to grab his nut.

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    I just noticed it says 'nut'. I know I shouldn't laugh, but Michael already has me going to hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WesCAdle View Post
    Guess the Uniballer still thinks he's racing only this time it's the Tour de Whore.
    His friends call him FedEx - "whatever it takes to have it overnight"

    (I didn't make that up)

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