May 24th, 2008, 04:54 PM
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 wow tell me that is not a potential lawsuit just waiting to happen.
Angie and Paris Forget the Sunscreen
Fri., May. 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT by Natalie Finn
 Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center
No, we don't want to scare you. Yes, we want you to come back. But we also couldn't help sending you off into the holiday weekend with a little creep-out.
An Ecuadorean skin care center has unleashed an ad campaign featuring high-profile beauties Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton in a state of digitally enhanced utter distress, aka what even the most porcelain-skinned hotties might look like if they neglect their complexions and fail to visit the Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center for treatment.
We'd say don't let this happen to you, but we have a feeling neither Paris nor Angie realized it was happening to them, either. Unless big bucks prompted them to become the poster girls for theoretically heinous sun damage and ungraceful aging.
Check out Xiomara's version of the heiress after the jump:
 Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center
Angie and Paris Forget the Sunscreen - E! Online
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May 24th, 2008, 04:56 PM
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That's EXACTLY what Paris Hilton's going to look like in 30 or 40 years! 
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May 24th, 2008, 05:05 PM
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They don't need to do anything to make paris look ugly.
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May 24th, 2008, 05:06 PM
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Looks like that Faces of Meth website.
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May 24th, 2008, 05:28 PM
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wow tell me that is not a potential lawsuit just waiting to happen.
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Probably in the U.S. They might not have a case in Ecuador though.
No way either one of these biatches lets her skin get like that. There'd be lots of trips to the plastic surgeon before that would ever happen.
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May 24th, 2008, 05:31 PM
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^^ I agree on both counts. never thought about the Ecuador idea though I have to admit.
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May 24th, 2008, 05:46 PM
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That's what Paris is gonna look like, once Benji puts her in an old folks asylum in about a few years...
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May 24th, 2008, 09:40 PM
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No, wait, that's what their SOULS look like.
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May 24th, 2008, 10:51 PM
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lmfao, sexxayyy
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May 24th, 2008, 11:31 PM
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Angelina doesn't even looked tanned most of the time. She looks pale often.
I can think of another certain someone they should have used for this campaign.
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May 25th, 2008, 01:30 AM
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May 25th, 2008, 05:20 AM
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Angelina doesn't even looked tanned most of the time. She looks pale often.
I can think of another certain someone they should have used for this campaign.
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Heh, I can't even see the pics but if anyone lies out in the sun smoking and tanning, it ain't Angelina! 
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May 25th, 2008, 05:28 AM
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