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    Talking Jennifer Lopez's nanny quits

    DT Twins Without A Nanny?




    Call Supernanny! It's an emergency. JLo and Skeletor's nanny reportedly "abruptly left" in mid-April. I really hope nanny looked JLo square in the mink eyelashes and said, "I quit this bitch!" That's really the only way to leave a job.
    Usweekly (via The Scoop) reports that JLo has not hired another nanny, because she plans to raise the twins herself. Cut to a scene of the DT twins hanging from the chandeliers while JLo gets her 10th ass massage of the day.
    A source told the mag, "They both told their managers that the next year would be all about family.
    JLo taking a year off?! Did Pop Fiction get renewed, because this shit is obviously a joke.



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    I just like to post that retarded look of hers.
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    ^ She really has the Blue Steel look down pat.

    BTW, she has 2 movies that are coming out in 2009 so I don't think she's taking a year off.

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    She plans to raise the twins herself?

    I'd like to see her and Skeletor changing diapers

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    I'm shocked! shocked! I tell you.

    Who could have predicted that JLo "Diva from Hell" Skeletor would run off the help?

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    [quote=mrs.v;1211335]DT Twins Without A Nanny?

    Usweekly (via The Scoop) reports that JLo has not hired another nanny, because she plans to raise the twins herself. Cut to a scene of the DT twins hanging from the chandeliers while JLo gets her 10th ass massage of the day.

    Hey it's every mother's prerogative to have as many ass massages as they can.

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    *rips the OUTSTANDING PARENTING AWARD from Shitney's greasy manatee flippers that she got for merely holding her kids and shoves it at J-Whore, awarding it to her for actually raising her spawn herself without paid help*

    Seriously, it's a banner day for awarding normal behavior with out of proportion accolades.
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    ^ With all the awards it seems like Mother's Day all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    *rips the OUTSTANDING PARENTING AWARD from Shitney's greasy manatee flippers that she got for merely holding her kids and shoves it at J-Whore, awarding it to her for actually raising her spawn herself without paid help*

    Seriously, it's a banner day for awarding normal behavior with out of proportion accolades.
    hee hee

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    I can't stop laughing about greasy manatee flippers... JLO looks like a tard in the above picture.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

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    ^She always looks like a 'tard. She tries to look fierce all the time. But she just looks like a 'tard.

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    It wouldn't surprise me if she pimped out her kids the minute they can walk, and turns into a frightening stage mother, especially since her own career is in the shitter.
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    BITCH, PLEASE!! Do they really expect us to believe J.Lo, of all people, will raise her own two spawn on her own without nannies? Not this self-entitled, chongalicious diva of all that is tacky!!

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    OT but is she seriously wearing seafoam green nailpolish?

    Tackola!

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    Default Jennifer Lopez refuses to hire a nanny

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    Jennifer Lopez is reportedly refusing to hire a nanny for her baby twins because she wants to be a full-time mother.

    Lopez initially hired help to take care of her newborn boy and girl in February. However, the singer and actress won't bring in a replacement nanny because she wants to take care of them herself.

    "She's beyond hands-on," a source told Us Weekly magazine.

    The source added that Lopez and husband Marc Anthony will put their careers on hold to raise twins Max and Emme: "They both told their managers that the next year would be all about family."

    Showbiz - News - Jennifer Lopez refuses to hire a nanny - Digital Spy

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    If I could afford it and had twins, I might totally
    have a part time nanny. An old ugly one of
    course, so my creepy skeletor hubby hopefully
    wouldn't be tempted.

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