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    Talking Whiny Tom Cruise tries to control baby stores now

    Tommy Girl Always Finds Something To Cry About




    Tommy Girl is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to the tabloids about his spending habits. Tommy had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.
    The letter accuses the store of telling the tabloids that TomKat spent $350k - $400k on Suri's wardrobe over the last two years. Tommy's whores said the information is wrong and it violates their clients' confidentiality.
    His lawyers also told the store to keep their mouths shut about TomKat's shopping habits. If the store doesn't comply with Tommy Girl's order, they will die a terrible death. Ok, they didn't say the last part.
    Please! Suri doesn't wear that off-the-rack trash! She only wears custom couture from Paris! I bet the $400k was spent on satin diapers for Tommy Girl. The silky material against his bare nalgas makes him feel like the sexy lady he is.



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    Ok, I am no Tom Cruise fan, at all, but who the hell cares what he is spending on Suri's clothing, or for his other kids??

    Does he think people CARE?

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    Tommy Girl is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to the tabloids about his spending habits. Tommy had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.


    How very Prince of him.
    But seriously, why does he care so much?
    You're loaded. We get it.

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    Nearly half a million on baby clothes and accessories?

    Pure insanity.
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    He spent 300K on Josh Arnett daughter?

    Cool.

    Praise XENU!

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    He spent 300K on Josh Arnett daughter?

    I have a couple of kids that could use some new clothes, too!!
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    Interesting since I usually see his other children in baggy tshirts and shorts. No designer duds for them eh?

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    Isabella always looks like she is covering up excess weight with her baggy op shop clothes.
    Jack I swear.

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    If this store can afford to not give a shit about his business, they should tell him to fuck off.
    Last edited by Laurent; May 22nd, 2008 at 08:06 PM.
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    Hey, here's an idea... if you don't want people to know about your shopping habits then don't go shopping at a store notoriously known for running to the E! (Lack of) Entertainment Channel to blab about every celebrity that walks through the door... fuck, MissVenus, you are a goddamn genius... where do I come up with all these great ideas... from now on people you can refer to me as GuruVenus... I have been upgraded from a lowly Miss to Guru.

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    Clothing stores have confidentiality agreements?

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    ^^isn't that part of the reason celebs shop there?? isn't it like going to the Ivy?

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    Suri is looking more Josh-y every day.

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    I mean, isn't Josh even curious to know if Suri is his child? Wouldn't you be?

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    What a total bitch this douche is.
    Just a total douchebaggy bitch.

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