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    Thumbs down Paris Hilton says she'll be a mother next year

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    The world is going to end in 2009. It has to. That's when Wonky McValtrex plans to breed. Wonky is currently "in love" with Benji Madden and she told Heat magazine (via SF Chronicle) that she wants to start a family next year. Wonk said, "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."
    I'm sure she'll name herp baby Jean, after Jean Harlow. Always copying Nicole Richie!
    Benji's love has also turned Wonky into some kind of domestic. A source told E! that the two spend most of their nights at home. Wonky even cooks for him. The source said, "The two stay home as much as they can, cooking dinners and just hanging out. She makes him her specialty dish, lasagna, and he loves it."
    Lasagna in "wonk talk" means something totally different. It's probably some nasty sex act involving dirty tampons and dick cheese.
    Here's Wonky buying dumb shit in Los Angeles yesterday.

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    Lets hope she doesn't leave the poor baby in her closet when she goes out.

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    Scary

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    ^Sadly, I can see her doing that, and not even asking about it when she comes home. Maybe it would be for the best if her baby is raised by the nanny.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    I pity her future children.

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    Not yet because I'm so busy ...

    Busy doing what? Being annoying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Not yet because I'm so busy ...

    Busy doing what? Being annoying?
    Hey, it's a living.

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    It's like she's going to order a baby or something. She is revolting.

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    I bet her kids will be proud of all the sex tapes she made.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Please oh please, let whatever Higher Power is up there make her infertile.
    In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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    I wonder if the baby daddy knows of her 'plan'. Guess he does now
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    If there is a god, this will not happen, EVER.

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    That's going to be a pretty ugly baby

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    ...what child in its right mind would wanna swim down THAT canal.....kind of like that other Love Canal that involved a city in New York that was built over toxic waste.....

    Hey!,.......that could be a great name for the kid.....Toxic Waste.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookyGirl View Post
    Please oh please, let whatever Higher Power is up there make her infertile.
    Does the herpez make you infertile? You may have already gotten your wish.
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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