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    Cool Britney Spears planning Vegas comeback

    Cheeto Las Vegas




    Brit Brit Spears had dinner with George Maloof, owner of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, on Tuesday night and they might have been discussing bidness. That's what Brit called it. BIDNESS!
    BS is reportedly in talks with George to star in a huge concert at the Palms in Vegas. The deal is set to be worth $10 million.
    A source told The National Enquirer (via SP), “She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes. She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor.” I think the source meant to say "shit factor."
    What the hell is Brit the master at? Gulping frapps and wrecking weaves? Vegas is the last thing homegirl needs. She should do a sit down gig on her parent's sofa in Kentwood for at least 3 years. She won't make much money, but she'll be rewarded in court shows. Court shows are the best.
    Here's Brit Brit shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday in two different outfits. I'm guessing she gambled and lost which destroyed her jeans, so she had to change into the brown dress. It happens.

    Cheeto Las Vegas | Dlisted

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    Still sporting that huge gut, I see. Glad to see those gym sessions are working for her.

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    She'll waste that $10 million in a month. Stupid cow.
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    Vegas comeback.. how original.

    She does look like she's carrying a bundle in some of those pics.
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    She better get in shape then if she's going to be dancing on stage unless she plans to just stand there and let people dance around her (again)

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    I surpress my pain of laughter.

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    Why do these idiots keep giving this talentless fool chances? Why is she so damn special?

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    Swing lowwwww, sweet udders!

    I welcome another chance to see her make an ass of herself. Dance, piggy, dance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Swing lowwwww, sweet udders!

    I welcome another chance to see her make an ass of herself. Dance, piggy, dance!
    ARGH!!!! Beeyotch... stop it!!! I can't breathe!!! I've lost a mouthful of coffee all over the laptop!!!

    That is a pisser - swing lowwwww, sweet udders! Especially cause I had just copied the picture from the article to make special reference to the fact that those titties are in dire need of some kinda support... hell, if she doesn't like wearing a bra then just pay a couple illegal immigrants $5/hour to walk around and hold them up for you... do something, cause they look like they are trying to hitch a lift with a passer-by... one is migrating south-east to Australia and the other is migrating south-west to Rio deJanerio!!!

    Go back Britty-Titties... Australia doesn't want you! Damn sure Brazil doesn't either!



    The only good news for Britters is that her gut is getting so big that her udders will be able to rest on it soon and get some of that support they so desperately need.

    Also, just have to laugh at DListed... I loved his 'guess she gambled and lost' line about the clothes change... ewww... Britters housecleaning staff must loathe laundry day... I have this vision of them all getting into these BioHazard suits and going upstairs to get the laundry hamper...!!!
    vaya con dios

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissVenus View Post
    I've lost a mouthful of coffee all over the laptop!!!
    Then my work here is done!

    Seriously, you know she looks at pictures of herself. It's been proven: she has been repeatedly photographed "reading" (looking at pictures) tabloid stories about herself. So I don't understand how she thinks she looks good bra-less, with those pendulous boobs of hers flapping in the wind. Like oranges in tube socks.

    Maybe she's got the opposite extreme of body dysmorphic disorder, where she looks like holy hell in reality, but when she looks in the mirror, she truly thinks she looks gooooood!

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    And that linebacker neck makes her that much more alluring.....

    Brit needs to just go away forever. Forever. And not come back. At all.

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    Comeback? She never even went away!

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