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    Default Jennifer Aniston 'prefers John Mayer to Brad Pitt in bed' Ewwww



    Jennifer Aniston has reportedly told friends that John Mayer is the best lover she has ever had.

    The actress is apparently more impressed by her sex life with Mayer than with previous partners Vince Vaughn and Brad Pitt.

    "Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover," a source told the National Enquirer.

    "In fact, she can't stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage."

    Aniston's relationship with the musician is allegedly helping her finally get over her divorce from Brad Pitt.

    "Only now, in John's arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense," added the source.

    Showbiz - News - Aniston 'prefers Mayer to Pitt in bed' - Digital Spy

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    Another made up story by another anonymous source.

    I will say, though, that I can totally see Vanilla being a dud in bed. Boring and stupid doesn't make for a hot, imaginative lover.

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    This is getting into Michael Jackson territory when he sings about hot babes on his albums... a we bit TRYING TOO HARD

    stupid fugchinned fishbag.
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    Lord, I would really hate to be Aniston (and Brad, for that matter) and have these ridiculous stories written constantly. Seriously, who cares!?!?! It's almost as if Jennifer and Brad were supposed to be the BE ALL, END ALL... Move on already, this is just pathetic anymore

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    She supposedly said this about VV as well. I seriously doubt she said it about either of them even if it's true.

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    WHAT?? Like, whatever, they are probably just painting each others nails or something. I mean, isnt he gay?

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    Let's see. Jen's been pretty much private since the divorce and now she's decided to talk about her sex life? Doubtful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Let's see. Jen's been pretty much private since the divorce and now she's decided to talk about her sex life? Doubtful.
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    Isn't JM supposed to be very well endowed? Maybe Pitt has been out gunned? Just as long as Jolie doesn't decide that she has to have him, too. Some girls, and guys, only want something if it belongs to someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    Isn't JM supposed to be very well endowed? Maybe Pitt has been out gunned? Just as long as Jolie doesn't decide that she has to have him, too. Some girls, and guys, only want something if it belongs to someone else.
    I dunno. That Borat bathing suit didn't compliment him, that's for sure.

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    don't buy the story but.....


    just because a man is attractive doesn't mean he'll be good in bed.....maybe brad's a dead fuck



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    Oh I think Jenni loves the attention. Why else would you date a serial bedder like John Mayer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    Isn't JM supposed to be very well endowed? Maybe Pitt has been out gunned? Just as long as Jolie doesn't decide that she has to have him, too. Some girls, and guys, only want something if it belongs to someone else.
    There was a thread on here the last couple of days about JM's body being "a wonderland" and girls having a hard time getting over him because of it.

    And yeah, there are women out there who don't want a man unless she can be the triumphant vixen, besting another woman out of her man. I have a friend who went through this, and I swear the "other woman" reminded me so much of AJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Oh I think Jenni loves the attention. Why else would you date a serial bedder like John Mayer?
    For the well-honed sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    don't buy the story but.....


    just because a man is attractive doesn't mean he'll be good in bed.....maybe brad's a dead fuck
    Wouldn't doubt it. Always thought he needed a map or illustration to figure things out. Hell, maybe his new lower back tat is really some oddly coded sex instruction manual!

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