Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder a couple?

Honey · May 21st, 2008, 07:04 PM

Star Magazine reports that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a new couple. They're good together. They are both responsible for pretty much ruining "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with their wooden chemistry. Hopefully, their dates will consist of acting classes and colonics.
The original Wino and Keanu are currently filming "The Privates Lives of Pippa Lee" together. A source said they are always in each other's trailers. The source went on to say, "They are also always hugging on the set. The chemistry is really electric." Electric? In their pretty, little dreams. There's nothing electric about two pieces of wet wood.
OG Wino has also been spending time at Keanu's NYC apartment during breaks in filming.
They belong together. Keanu lives like a homeless person, so at least he doesn't have to worry about her stealing anything. Unless he wants her to steal his heart. Awwww. BARF! Donkey punch me if I ever get that sappy again.

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msdebagain · May 21st, 2008, 07:04 PM

nah i dont believe this. he's gay.

MissVenus · May 21st, 2008, 07:30 PM

Don't do it Keanu... I'm still here... I still love you...

Sigh... I have had the biggest crush on him since the age of 16... that, my friends, is 15 solid years of Keanu-Crush!

I love him... I think he's a great actor... I would go to the movies to watch him read aloud the Yellow Pages.

Laurent · May 21st, 2008, 07:32 PM

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They are both responsible for pretty much ruining "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with their wooden chemistry.

Amen. Gary Oldman was the only good thing about that turkey.

LynnieD · May 21st, 2008, 07:41 PM

Both freaks, they deserve each other.

Giselle · May 21st, 2008, 07:48 PM

they seem right for each other.

baked_tater · May 21st, 2008, 07:52 PM

Awwww, what a sweet couple.

Sasha · May 21st, 2008, 08:02 PM

They seem a good fit to me.

Icepik · May 21st, 2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurent

Amen. Gary Oldman was the only good thing about that turkey.

Yah huh... Gary Oldman

I can see Winona STEALING Keanu's heart ... Bah hahahahhahahhahaha!!

emkat · May 21st, 2008, 08:14 PM

I thought she just got engaged to someone?

MissVenus · May 21st, 2008, 08:16 PM

And wasn't he linked with Posey Parker???

Beeyotch · May 21st, 2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MissVenus

Don't do it Keanu... I'm still here... I still love you...

Sigh... I have had the biggest crush on him since the age of 16... that, my friends, is 15 solid years of Keanu-Crush!

I love him... I think he's a great actor... I would go to the movies to watch him read aloud the Yellow Pages.

Honey, I hate to break it to you, but your love is totally blinding you to his wooden acting, which really does sound like he's reading the Yellow Pages!

You know how Jennifer Aniston can only really play different versions of Rachel? I think he's the same way, he can only play different versions of Ted.

MissVenus · May 21st, 2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Honey, I hate to break it to you, but your love is totally blinding you to his wooden acting, which really does sound like he's reading the Yellow Pages!

You know how Jennifer Aniston can only really play different versions of Rachel? I think he's the same way, he can only play different versions of Ted.

I have covered my ears... I'm singing out loud... I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Beeyotch... your cruel words are melting my little plastic heart!

Beeyotch · May 21st, 2008, 09:43 PM

I'm sorry, Miss Venus, I'll shut up!

You are definitely entitled to have your fan crush in peace!

And you're definitely not alone, plenty of peeps love Keanu...

eva · May 21st, 2008, 10:14 PM

I call BS on this one. They've been friends for years and have had similar career arcs. I think they are just hanging out because they are doing the movie together.