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    Do you like a little fug with your ice cream? If the answer is yes, then you should have dragged your lazy ass to Baskin Robbins in Los Angeles today. Tori Spelling was scooping out ice cream to expectant mothers for National Pregnant Fug Day. No, it was for "Wednesday is Bump Day." Still gross.
    At least Tori Spelling is learning a new skill. That way when people finally stop hiring her ass and the money dries up, she has a second career to fall back on.
    Not only is Tori Spelling ruining ice cream today, but she's also ruining the 90210 spin-off. Not that it needs help in that department. Kristin's E! is reporting that Tori was written into the pilot after she begged producers to guest star. Tori will be back as Donna Martin, but will only utter a few lines.
    Ian Ziering is also interested in guest starring in the pilot and it's close to happening. The producers are really missing the point here. Why bother with all those cows when you only need one bitch to make this show complete. Three words: Brenda Michelle Walsh. BMW! I don't think her middle name was Michelle, but it sounds right to me.

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    She is one ugly pregnant woman!!

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    ^^^and she wasnt much to look at before getting knocked up
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    This is a very good diet tactic. Have Tori Spelling serve your food.

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    She looks EXACTLY her father in drag. *shudder*

    That husband of hers is one dedicated golddigger to not only put up with that fugly mug of hers, but to get her knocked up twice!

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    She's hideous and that pig she married has to look at her fugly face every day while his balls creep up into his stomach. Bwahahaha.

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    Is she having quads seriously??

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    Oh shes adorable! I love Tori, and shes the ONLY reason I will watch this new 90210. Good for her out and about earning her keep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    Oh shes adorable! I love Tori, and shes the ONLY reason I will watch this new 90210. Good for her out and about earning her keep.
    I heard talk about the new 90210 on tv the other day. They made a point of mentioning that Jennie Garth was returning. Never said a word about Mutt-Face.

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    She went from "What the hell" to "What the hell is that?!"
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    She's a disgusting, ugly, cheating dirtbag. I hope she and that scummy husband of hers are miserable together for a long, long time. They totally deserve it.

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