John Mayer was shopping at a camera store in Los Angeles yesterday when a fan asked him for a picture. Mayer agreed to pose with her for $10. The fan agreed and paid him. $10 for just a picture?! Eff that! If I'm paying $10, I also want a nip and prostate tingle. Hopefully, he's using the $10 to fix that 80s "d
on't ask, don't tell" haircut.
Fuck! It's like the word "
douche" was just invented for him. Even
Mickey Mouse is pointing at him and saying, "
Ha ha! Look at that douche!" That being said, I'd let him give me a nip and prostate tingle for free. Ok, I'd pay him $20. Ok, I'd pay him $20 and throw in a chicken and biscuit dinner.
Below is video from
Hollywood.tv of Major Douche charging a fan $10 for a picture with him:
YouTube - John Mayer Charges $10 Dollars Per Picture
Want A Picture With Mayer? It Will Cost You $10! | Dlisted
This guy thinks he's so fucking witty..