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    Wink Boozehound Joaquin Phoenix in hospital for "dehydration" which is totally plausible

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    Joaquin Phoenix missed the premiere of his new movie 'Two Lovers' in Cannes, France, after he was hospitalised with stomach problems.

    The actor couldn't attend the red-carpet event at the world famous film festival alongside co-star Gwyneth Paltrow on Monday (19.05.08) because he was "massively dehydrated", according to the movie's director James Gray.

    In a statement, Joaquin admitted he was "very disappointed" to miss the premiere of the film, which tells the story of a bachelor torn between a family friend that his parents want him to marry and his beautiful neighbour.

    It has not been confirmed when Joaquin will be released from hospital, where he is being treated for severe vomiting and dehydration.

    Meanwhile, Joaquin's co-star Gwyneth stars in a raunchy scene in the film, where she bares one of her breasts on camera.

    The mother-of-two - who is married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin - stars as Joaquin's character's neighbour in the movie, and the sexy scene is part of her attempt to snare him.

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    I hope he gets well and the hot comes back.

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    I will help him nurse his wounds.

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    Thought he was 'sober'....right.

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    Funny, I spent much of my 20's & 30's "dehydrated" but was never hospitalized until I decided I was tired of being "dehydrated".

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    He totally seems like one of those artists who has to "suffer" for their art.
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

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    I suffered from dehydration once. It sucked and I have rarely felt worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    I will help him nurse his wounds.
    Me too.
    I hope he gets better soon.
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    his publicist, Susan Patricola, said he was released from the hospital already.

    hope he gets better soon - was really looking forward to see him promoting Two Lovers.

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    He's a boozer? Who knew! That sucks and blows.
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    I don't doubt he has some serious vices; I'd probably drown myself in alcohol to forget the fact that my parents were freaks who brought me up in a cult of child molesters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    I don't doubt he has some serious vices; I'd probably drown myself in alcohol to forget the fact that my parents were freaks who brought me up in a cult of child molesters.

    For sure. Did you ever read or hear of the interview with River about growing up in the Children of God? It was absolutely horrible. Funny thing, right before River died a COG compound in South America was raided and there are CT's on the internet that he (River) was too prominent a voice against them so his death was "arranged" so he couldn't speak out at such an opportune time. His drug dealer was very shady and was never held accountable.

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    shady drug dealers? NO
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    ^^Shadier than normal, mysterious. IOW, not your run of the mill scumbag, but someone with *unusual* connections

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    The hott ones are always bad news.

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