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    Default Heather Mills' new book: Get Healthy With Heather


    Heather Mills has clearly not taken made enough money yet. Nope.

    The former glamour model wants to cash in some more, by writing a new book.
    The book entitled Get Healthy With Heather will be a 64-page book offering health tips to combat stress.
    Shouldn’t it be Get Wealthy With Heather?
    We reckon she could give some top advice on gold digging, e.g. Tip 1: Marry a Beatle.
    And besides how can someone living off someone else's £24.3million be stressed?

    Get Healthy With Heather will give advice to readers such as switching to a vegan diet and how our body changes with the seasons.
    Sounds gripping!
    We predict it’ll be in the bargain bin within a week.

    WHAT GOLD-DIGGER HEATHER IS DOING FOR MORE CASH - 20 May 2008

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    Healthy whore

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    Heather's an expert on stress. She caused Sir Paul tons of it!

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    How to Get Healthy & Buff, & Become a Peg-Legged Bitch Who Could Never Have Enough Money.

    By Heather Mills

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    And why would anyone care what keeps Hother healthy in the first place? I bet the bitch has a black angus side of beef in the freezer right next to Babe the pig along with a lawn full of land mines she bought whoresale for the entryway Paul uses when he visits Bea. Stumpy's about as vegan as she was a 'lingerie' model who only fellated the male models at the shoot because that's how the Germans sell underwear.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    What makes her think she has a right to tell any of us how to do anything - what kind of milk to drink, how to get healthy, etc. She's a hooker - go away bithc - this is my last warning!

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    I love every picture I see of her. She looks so mentally unstable...

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    And besides how can someone living off someone else's £24.3million be stressed?

    I imagine it's very stressful thinking up all those outrageous stories and making an idiot of yourself in public and in court.

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    She'll do and say anything to stay in the public eye. Can't she just take the money and go the fuck away?

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    Shouldn't it be "How To Get Rich With Heather?"

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