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    Thumbs down Ashton Kutcher drones on about marrying his grandma for the billionth time

    'What Happens in Vegas' star Ashton Kutcher has admitted he wasn't thinking "logically" when he married Demi Moore.

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    Ashton Kutcher wasn't thinking "logically" when he married Demi Moore.

    The 'What Happens in Vegas' star - who has been married to mother-of-three Demi for nearly three years - hadn't thought about the decision properly when he tied the knot with Demi, who is 15 years his senior.

    Ashton, 30, said: "Sometimes the most illogical decisions you make in your life can be the best ones when it comes to love. In a lot of cases, when you think about things too much you make the wrong decisions.

    "When I married Demi, I was the host of 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the number one show in America, I had the number one show on cable and the number one show on FOX, and I'd just beat Prince William as the most eligible bachelor in the world.

    "If I thought logically, my logical mind would have talked me out marrying a woman with three kids, an ex-husband and a whole different life - but I let my illogical mind and heart talk me into it."

    However, Ashton insists marrying Demi, now 45, was one of the best decisions of his life.

    He added: "But this morning I woke up and finally my logical mind caught up to my heart and I know marrying Demi was the smartest decision I've ever made."

    Demi has three daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis, with who she is still close friends.

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    Ashton Kutcher's illogical marriage : Bang : CelebEdge : Sympatico / MSN
    Have you noticed this guy doesn't do anything but talk about how fucking hot and fabulous he is, and why marrying this bitch was the greatest thing EVAR?

    Dude.. for real... you need a hobby
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    There is never news about Ashton or Demi worth reading.

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    ^^ I know, right? BOOORING. Yawn.

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    I'm so hot. I'm so fabulous. I'm so smart.

    Gawd! Could he be more full of himself.

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    Wow, he really thinks he is something special, doesn't he?

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    ^ Too often the mind plays tricks on us
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    The most eligible bachelor?? I think not.

    Besides, Prince Harry is the hottie. Try to keep up, sweetie.

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    He's getting really annoying...
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    I'd call him delusional if he wasn't such a stupid twit ... you have to smart to delude yourself.

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    He added: "But this morning I woke up and finally my logical mind caught up to my heart and I know marrying Demi was the smartest decision I've ever made."

    this morning? so before you were still thinking this was the stupidest thing I have ever done?

    I can't stand Ashton.. dude with a pussy name and every time I see him in interviews he's crying. He married his mommy.

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    Everyone knows he's totally hawt for Rumer.

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    What are all these number one shows he is talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    [B]I can't stand Ashton.. dude with a pussy name and every time I see him in interviews he's crying. He married his mommy.
    Real men don't blubber in public, pull stupid jokes on people, boast about how great they are, or marry their mommies/grandmas.

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    When I first saw trailers plugging "That 70s Show" years ago, my gaydar went off big time when I saw him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    What are all these number one shows he is talking about?
    That's what I'm wondering about??
    Punked and That 70's Show.. whatelse did he have then?
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