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    Katie, Please Leave Tommy Girl At Home



    It's official! Katie Holmes will make her Broadway debut in Arthur Miller's "All My Sons." She's such a serious actress! The cast will also include John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson. Patrick Wilson better watch his ass, literally. Tommy Girl is coming for it! Patrick is probably the reason Tommy let Katie do the play. His tongue is ready. Barfness.
    Theater and dates will be announced shortly.


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    All My Sons tells the story of a man who hastily sold defective airplane parts to the Army, which caused the crafts to crash, killing 21 men. His crime, which he long had deflected by blaming his business partner, comes back to light as his son plans to wed the partner's daughter.
    Sounds like a 2-hour nap to me! Katie Holmes live on Broadway? One of the animatronic characters at Chuck E. Cheese could probably give a more emotional and earnest performance than she can.Ugh. This means Tommy Girl is moving to NYC. Great, just what this city doesn't need. More crazies!

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    I wonder how much Tom had to shell out to make that happen.

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    She might think Broadway will give her credibility as an actress, but personally I'd be more worried about getting some credibility as a human being.
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    She's going to suck all the life from that stage.

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    She looks more zombielike than ever in that picture. Brrrr.
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    Looking forward to the reviews.
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    she's a crap actress. it should be even worse on stage.

    she looks beautiful in that picture though. i love the louise brooks bob on her.
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    And the Poison Dwarf will be standing in the wings whispering prompts and staring down the other actors and coming out to take the bow with his sweaty claw clamped to her yielding arm.........
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    When Katiebot married Tom, she thought it was going to catapult her into this major movie star. All it had done it make her be the most famous Cult Leader's Wife

    She looks fucking ridiculous:



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    I will try and find a download but there was an interesting article in a paper here about deeply insecure men with huge control issues and TomKat came top of the list. His grasping body language says it all.
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    She should have done The Dark Knight, don't know what she was thinking turning that down.

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    ^^ I'm pretty sure they asked her not to come back, SNuffy. Since she sucked ass in the first one.

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    ^From wikipedia -

    Before Gyllenhaal's casting, actress Katie Holmes (who had portrayed Rachel Dawes in Batman Begins) was reported in August 2005 by producer Charles Roven to be signed for The Dark Knight.[38] However, in January 2007, Holmes turned down the offer to reprise her role as Rachel Dawes due to scheduling conflicts,[39] and the role was recast two months later.[40]

    ....but then I also heard a rumor that the producers were pissed that she plugged Cruises War of the Worlds over Batman when she did press for it and didn't ask her back so u may be right!

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    ^^ Interesting... perhaps TinyTom didn't want his Robot filming such "dark" movies. Seeing how he controls every other aspect of her life!

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    ^ prob. didn't want her around Ledger, Bale, and Eckhart ... smart man.

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