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    Friends of Jenny Aniston told Full Disclosure that she can't stop giggling. One friend said, "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character." Yeah, she's usually a miserable bitch. The reason for Jenny's newfound happiness is of course John Mayer.
    One ex of Mayer's said that he makes all his girlfriends happy and he's really hard to get over. Not because he's such a great guy, but because he's a really "great" guy. What the hell is this ex talking about? I only speak in slut talk! Give me the goddamn specifics.
    The ex went on to say, "His body actually is a wonderland." Who the fuck says shit like that? I'm guessing we're talking about his dick size. My dickdar skills tell me Mayer is about a 7, average thickness with floppy, fat nuts. I'd say he's nothing to scream about. I'd have to give it a test drive to confirm.
    I also doubt Jenny cares about dick size. She's just happy to be with someone that actually returns her calls.

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    That picture

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    My dickdar skills tell me Mayer is about a 7, average thickness with floppy, fat nuts.
    That Borat suit tells me the same thing.

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    Oh...my...gosh!!! Hahahaha!!!!
    Rock the fuck on!

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    Who needs a 10 inch cock when it last only 2 minutes?

    Oh yeah THE CHIN

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    I Do Not Understand the female adoration this guy receives. I swear he's sold his soul to the devil. It's the only reasonable explanation.
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    Me either Lobes. He's gross and his "comedy" is mysognistic (sp?) and racist. I have no idea why this guy gets a pass.

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    Im over the Mayer-Aniston thing.

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    ^^I'm over the Jen man watch, but I must admit, and I know I'm in a tiny minority here, that I find something about John Mayer totally hot. I don't know how big his sword is but he sure looks to me like he knows how to wield it.

    eta: Sexual confidence, that's it. He's got it baby and you can't fake that.

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    What the hell is he wearing?

    No man should ever put on a get-up like that, allow himself to be photographed wearing it, and expect to be taken seriously as a sane functioning heterosexual ever again. Srly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    ^^I'm over the Jen man watch, but I must admit, and I know I'm in a tiny minority here, that I find something about John Mayer totally hot. I don't know how big his sword is but he sure looks to me like he knows how to wield it.

    eta: Sexual confidence, that's it. He's got it baby and you can't fake that.

    and he has a sense of humour. He's a package.

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    He isn't ugly, but he isn't gorgeous. I'll give him...a 4. That's being generous.

    I am going to guess he is like other average looking guys. They will do anything in bed a girl wants them to...so I have heard.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    I Do Not Understand the female adoration this guy receives. I swear he's sold his soul to the devil. It's the only reasonable explanation.
    I don't get it either. I think his music is so overrated.
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    His makeout session with fatfuck Perez is forever ingrained into my brain. He's damaged goods. Run for the hills Jen!!!!
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    Wow this guy is a real catch, I'd bring him home to meet mom (in that outfit obviously).

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