Amy Winehouse gets flowers on her first wedding anniversary

**Honey** · May 18th, 2008, 07:55 PM

Today is Wino and Blaaaake's first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago today that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaaake's in the chokey and Wino's skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.
Wino received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans and other bitches wishing her a Happy [COLOR=#ff00ff! important][COLOR=#ff00ff! important]Anniversary[/COLOR][/COLOR]. There's no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.
You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it's natural. Note to Wino fans and friends: Don't send her ass flowers! Send her Ajax, Purell, steel wool, peroxide and a gift certificate to Merry Maids. She needs to be washed down Joan Crawford-style.

Flowers For Wino | Dlisted

*DIVA! · May 18th, 2008, 07:58 PM

She looks a hot mess rolled up with several loads of shitty diapers!!

**cherrypye** · May 18th, 2008, 08:10 PM

Literally, I have no words.

**SophieOrangeBerry** · May 18th, 2008, 08:54 PM

Gaaah, she's such a mess. She doesn't deserve the money she gets for her 'music'. She's an over rated washed out hag who just needs to shoot up in her moldy vajayjay and die already.

**Bijoux** · May 18th, 2008, 09:00 PM

Oh, Christ!

This girl is just

I think the only way she'll get clean is if she burns through all her money. Then again, she'll just sponge of her crack friends like Doherty.

THis ones a lost cause, folks!

**sweetness** · May 18th, 2008, 09:18 PM

That's a great picture!

**msdeb** · May 18th, 2008, 10:44 PM

such a klassic beauty. blech

**Rica** · May 18th, 2008, 11:10 PM

Every time I see another picture of her, I feel sorry for her and wish the paps would leave her alone

**Chimera** · May 18th, 2008, 11:46 PM

You know the paps put those flawrs there just to get the pictures.

**NicoleWasHere** · May 18th, 2008, 11:52 PM

God, she looks so haggard. Though her eye make up doesn't look that bad for once... But still...

**HWBL** · May 19th, 2008, 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by Honey

There's still a hint of how good she can look in this pic.
Her eyes are amazing here. The truth is, however, that
she'll probably be dead before the year is over. If not
from an OD than from some infection or malnutrition.

**buttmunch** · May 19th, 2008, 05:31 AM

You know the paps put those flawrs there just to get the pictures.

That's what I was thinking. I think she's a great talent who is just wasting away. Very sad indeed.

**SVZ** · May 19th, 2008, 05:41 AM

OMG that first pic is HILARIOUS

**GRuser1** · May 19th, 2008, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by HWBL

There's still a hint of how good she can look in this pic.
Her eyes are amazing here. The truth is, however, that
she'll probably be dead before the year is over. If not
from an OD than from some infection or malnutrition.

I agree with you.
She's not a beauty, but could look good...
Who cares anyway, she's to be blamed for all her problems.