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    Default Amy Winehouse gets flowers on her first wedding anniversary





    Today is Wino and Blaaaake's first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago today that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaaake's in the chokey and Wino's skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.
    Wino received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans and other bitches wishing her a Happy [COLOR=#ff00ff! important][COLOR=#ff00ff! important]Anniversary[/COLOR][/COLOR]. There's no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.
    You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it's natural. Note to Wino fans and friends: Don't send her ass flowers! Send her Ajax, Purell, steel wool, peroxide and a gift certificate to Merry Maids. She needs to be washed down Joan Crawford-style.

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    She looks a hot mess rolled up with several loads of shitty diapers!!
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    Literally, I have no words.

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    Gaaah, she's such a mess. She doesn't deserve the money she gets for her 'music'. She's an over rated washed out hag who just needs to shoot up in her moldy vajayjay and die already.
    Darling... Stop confusing me with your wishful thinking....
    Bang goes another kanga on the bonnet of the van...
    Too soon to be out of me bed

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    Oh, Christ!

    This girl is just

    I think the only way she'll get clean is if she burns through all her money. Then again, she'll just sponge of her crack friends like Doherty.

    THis ones a lost cause, folks!

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    That's a great picture!

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    such a klassic beauty. blech
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    Every time I see another picture of her, I feel sorry for her and wish the paps would leave her alone

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    You know the paps put those flawrs there just to get the pictures.

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    God, she looks so haggard. Though her eye make up doesn't look that bad for once... But still...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post


    There's still a hint of how good she can look in this pic.
    Her eyes are amazing here. The truth is, however, that
    she'll probably be dead before the year is over. If not
    from an OD than from some infection or malnutrition.
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    You know the paps put those flawrs there just to get the pictures.
    That's what I was thinking. I think she's a great talent who is just wasting away. Very sad indeed.
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    OMG that first pic is HILARIOUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    There's still a hint of how good she can look in this pic.
    Her eyes are amazing here. The truth is, however, that
    she'll probably be dead before the year is over. If not
    from an OD than from some infection or malnutrition.
    I agree with you.
    She's not a beauty, but could look good...
    Who cares anyway, she's to be blamed for all her problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    OMG that first pic is HILARIOUS
    ...and a little touching. Surprise!

    She looks like death warmed over. Sad case.

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