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    Default Lindsay Lohan whores her birthday


    LiLo Pimps Out Birthday to Highest Bidder


    Posted May 17th 2008 1:29PM by TMZ Staff
    How do you spell desperation? L-I-N-D-S-A-Y! Lilo wasn't able to celebrate her 21st birthday in style last July because of, well, a little thing called rehab, and this year she wants to blow it out. So she does what any rehabbed Hollywood starlet would do and solicits bids for sponsorship!

    A cheesy website has been created to get Lindz's bash off the ground, claiming "a group of 75 VIP guests" will party down at the "internationally media worthy event." All you have to do his fork over the cash -- and your product can be a part of it!

    Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.

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    How tacky.
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    Holy shit, this ho has no class.

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    signage around the venue. LOL now why does that make me laugh? who knows.
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    So desperate and pathetic. Everything is for sale these days, isn't it?

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    The only sponsors Lindsay needs are the kind you get at AA.

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    We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.
    Yeah, right.
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    Too bad nobody cares anymore. This is what happens when you peak early. (paying attention, Megan Fox, Jamie-Lynn and Destiny-Hope Cyrus?)
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    In Soviet Russia, birthday whores YOU
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    I'm guessing in a few years, sponsorship to Linds b-day will get ya a donkey show video to take home. Well, wait.......Dina just announced anythings possible for her 45th...

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    Man, that's just sad.

    Course, in a few years, it'll be Heidi and Audrina in that ad.

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    Humiliating - does she even blush at this stuff?

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    that picture on the website has to be old.
    ..and I mean that from the heart of my bottom..

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    She's such a delusional piece of trash. The hilarious thing is that she's become such a joke, I really think she'll have a hard time finding sponsors for the same reason she can't get hired anymore. People don't want to be associated with her.

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    I hope she remembers to have a taxi on speed dial.

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