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    Default Britney Spears in Costa Rica y'all

    Not Pregnant, Just Bloated




    Brit Brit has been looking like she's carrying a baba je'e in her belly, but her rep claims she's not. Wait, she still has a rep? So that's what London has been up to! London is working as Brit's spokesbitch. It's a good thing The Sun has a dog translator on staff. London said, “I want to make completely clear that Britney is not pregnant. There’s not going to be a statement – she’s just not.
    A friend also told The Sun, “It’s a mix of water retention, unflattering clothes and people liking to analyze everything she does. Britney’s getting herself together slowly but surely and isn’t going to mess that up. She’s far too busy to even be thinking about a baby right now.”
    Water retention? Like that bitch drinks water. Kool-Aid retention, maybe. I figured it was pill bloat. Let's pray to the Gods above that Brit Brit isn't knocked up. The world is not equipped for an Adnan/Brit Brit love child. I'm assuming the baby daddy would be Adnan, but it could be anyone. It could be Adnan, Mel Gibson, Doogie Howser, Sam Lutfi, Chester Cheetah or......London. London! How could you? Why did you give Britney the lipstick?! Why!?

    UPDATE: Visit TMZ to see pictures of Brit Brit in a bikini on the beach in Costa Rica. Brit went down there with her daddy and Mel Gibson. Ok, bitch looks like she's knocked up....with quadruplets. Two in the belly and one in each thigh. Mel is the daddy.


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    She's probably not knocked up, and is now covering her belly so people won't see how fat and bloated she looks. Sometimes, for just a second or two, I feel sorry for her.

    But then it goes away.






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    nice to see her with a nice normal gut
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    I hate to be nice, and it really is draining me to say this BUT, I dont think she looks fat. More like un-toned. Is that a word?

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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    I can't get over that first picture. Does she get dressed in the dark?

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    She has terrible posture as well, which doesn't help matters much. I think all that fast food caught up to her - years of binging on fast food will take that toll on your belly and its hard to work off.
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    it's really odd, but i think she looks much better in the bikini pictures than she does on the first one, fully dressed.

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    Where's Mel?

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    ^ at the nearest bar, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giselle View Post
    it's really odd, but i think she looks much better in the bikini pictures than she does on the first one, fully dressed.
    I agree! And for a second I thought you two meant our GR Mel!

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    Her legs are bigger than mines!
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    ^^I swear I will die laughing if some pap catches them "canoodling".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    ^^I swear I will die laughing if some pap catches them "canoodling".
    that would be ...um, i don't know. lost for words here.
    but, please Xenu, make it happen somehow! i wanna lose my shit over these two.

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    Is she trying out for the fucking Raiders or what??? She's like insanely huge...and not in a femine way.

    And don't start me on the gut. I don't know.....preggo???? I wonder.

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