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    Talking Celebrity peen and scandals exposed

    Celebrity Peen Exposed!




    Rush & Molly reports that a new book called "Hollywood Babylon: It's Back" comes out June 1st and promises to feature full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malcovich and more. The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as "donkey dick." Sean Connery also has a huge one. Mmm....I'll be having salchicha for lunch!
    The book doesn't only cover celebrity peen. It also claims some scandalous shit. Here's just some juicy shit the book claims:

    Marilyn Monroe
    had an affair with Ronald Reagan Marilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
    James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."
    Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adam
    Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.
    Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson
    Strange things happened to Judy Garland's dead body (this in the chapter on "Fan Worship and Necrophilia").
    I'm not sure any of this crap is true, but that's not stopping me from heading over to Amazon and pre-ordering this mess. I'm doing it for the celebrity peen!



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    I have the original "Hollywood Babylon" somewhere. Great book. I'd buy the new one too. No doubt the sex scandals will involve people who are now dead and can't sue but it's still fascinating in all its prurient detail.
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    Can't wait for this, looks like the best book of the summer!
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    Whoo hoo for peen. All the crotch shots are always women. I could do without the imagery of Marilyn Monroe and Ronald Reagan, though

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    Marilyn and Ronald Reagan? Ew. Man, she'd sleep with anything, wouldn't she? (And I think she was a fabulous actress, but her taste in men... well....)

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    Damn, Harry Potter's fuckin ripped. Too bad he's fugly.

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    Haha! Ronald Reagan wasn't always old and ugly, you know!





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    I will be buying this one for sure.

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    I have HB 1 and 2...So I'll be sure to add this to the collection

    I loved reading those as a teen. Lerning all about Charlie Chaplin penchant for little girls....Heroin addicts from the Silents, Valentino's lesbian wife. Quite thrilling drama for an adolescent.....and now I'm here. Straight trajectory.



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    ^^lol, I can relate witchcurlgirl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    ^^lol, I can relate witchcurlgirl.
    although it does makes me wish these stars had half the glamour......Amy Winehouse fallling apart isn't quite like Judy falling apart



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    ^^I know, right? Everyone back then seemed more glamorous and mysterious. Today, nothing is left to the imagination and the dream factory has become a seedy warehouse...

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    I'm totally going to read it and then feel dirty for admitting that I would.
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    Harry Potter's gut sure is living up to his name...

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    That means Marilyn slept with two USA Presidents. I wonder if anyone else can claim that.

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