Nicole Richie hates Lindsay Lohan

Honey · May 15th, 2008, 07:21 PM

The closest things to friends that Nicole Richie has are Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, so it goes without saying that she deserves every bad thing that happens to her. Namely, one of them trying to bang her fiance. Star Magazine reports:

The trouble started for the new mom after she decided to stay home with their 4-month-old daughter, Harlow, while Joel deejayed at Hornitos' Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in L.A. However, while there, the Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records. "Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers," says one onlooker. "Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn't turning her away." Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel! He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring," a friend of the couple tells Star. "Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage."

Not to get lost in the fact that Lindsay Lohan attacks like a werewolf whenever she's within three feet of boxer shorts, is that this was over Joel Madden. To reiterate, Joel Madden. If Good Charlotte wasn't popular like five years ago, this dude couldn't get laid with duct tape and a secluded spot.

Lindsay and her boyfriend, Samantha Ronson, in Paris a few days ago:

IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Nicole Richie Hates Lindsay Lohan

Beeyotch · May 15th, 2008, 07:23 PM

Yeah, somehow I don't think Nicole and Joel will make it down the aisle. And if they do, it'll just be a countdown to divorce.

MissVenus · May 15th, 2008, 07:57 PM

Lindsay really is a whore. She's so transparently trashy.

Beeyotch · May 15th, 2008, 09:14 PM

She reminds me of that Ming Tea song in Austin Powers, "Daddy Didn't Love Me." Or in her case, Mommy didn't love her either. That and being a self-entitled bitch is why she acts this way and the root of all her problems.

Raspberry gashes · May 16th, 2008, 12:34 AM

These bitches never left highschool.

AALICIAA · May 16th, 2008, 12:39 AM

Lindsey has just gotten to the point where it's just sad. Very Very Sad.

Kirsten89 · May 16th, 2008, 12:57 AM

I hate them both, wheres my article?

Charlotte · May 16th, 2008, 01:00 AM

This is all kinds of hilarious.

Fighting over Joel Madden! I guess the nuclear apocolypse is truly upon us.

I wouldn't touch him with someone else's vagina.

Fabularosa · May 16th, 2008, 02:00 AM

This makes Nicole sound slightly less hateful IMO.

january · May 16th, 2008, 10:35 AM

I can totally believe this, Lindsay is such pathetic trash.

CCkissesx · May 16th, 2008, 10:44 AM

I was just reading FAMOUS (a celebrity magazine) and they pretty much had the same article, including a picture from that night where Lindsay was suggestively leaning very close into Joel.

Lindsay's just such a nasty skank. Paris and Lindsay must have to be the most pathetic whores in Hollwyood.

I'm going to give Nicole credit because I think she is taking her role as a mother seriously and I think she acknowledges she has responsibility - not only to herself but to her daughter. However, Paris shacking up with Benji, who is conveniently Joel's TWIN brother? Now Lindsay trying to get in Joel's pants?

Pathetic whores. It's all so highschool. Nicole must be so over it.

Belindagogo · May 16th, 2008, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlotte

This is all kinds of hilarious.

Fighting over Joel Madden! I guess the nuclear apocolypse is truly upon us.

I wouldn't touch him with someone else's vagina.

Lonewolf · May 16th, 2008, 10:49 AM

Lindsay is one of those chicks that are only happy when they are making someone else miserable. I think that whatever happened to her early in her childhood really damaged her. I also don't think the drugs and vodka help. I have a feeling that there is not gonna be a happily-ever after for her.

sputnik · May 16th, 2008, 01:27 PM

lol 'arch frenemy'