Girls claim Vince Vaughn turned down a threesome

Honey · May 15th, 2008, 07:16 PM

Two girls told Life & Style that Vince Vaughn turned down a threesome with them. Like that ball of dough would ever turn down a threesome.
Sisters Liza and Suzi Graves said they met Vince at Velvet Margarita bar in LA last week. Suzi said that her sister dared her to ask Vince if he wanted to have a threesome. She said, "On the dance floor, we made eye contact, and I pinched his butt. When he turned around, I said, 'I just wanted to say you're hilarious!' He looked surprised and said, 'You don't think that's been used on me before?'"
When she asked if he wanted to do sexay times with them, Vince said, "No, honey, that won't be happening tonight."
Oh please! This is what really happened. Vince accepted their threesome proposal, but wanted to hit up an all-you-can-eat Korean buffet first. When he finally woofed down his 28th BBQ pork leg, they went back to his hotel. Vince got undressed and the girls immediately started going into violent convulsions. They threw up everything they've ever eaten. Vince quickly put his velvet robe on and gave the girls $1,000 each to forget this whole little thing. He threw in another couple grand if they told a tabloid he was the one who turned him down.
I'm the biggest slut the world has ever seen and I still wouldn't hit that. Ok, yes I would. Only for the free Korean BBQ!

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LynnieD · May 15th, 2008, 07:19 PM

Well DUH. If you had been two dudes, maybe something would've happened their honeys.

Grimmlok · May 15th, 2008, 07:23 PM

why do I hear a foghorn noise from that picture

GaPeach · May 15th, 2008, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Well DUH. If you had been two dudes, maybe something would've happened their honeys.

yep second that .... he's batting for the other team

witchcurlgirl · May 15th, 2008, 07:40 PM

I wonder what the sisters looked like...

msdebagain · May 15th, 2008, 07:43 PM

i dont believe that he can multi-task, so a threesome would have been a no-go

Sasha · May 15th, 2008, 07:50 PM

She came off like a complete idiot, a dumb ass.

That's a turn off to some guys.

MissVenus · May 15th, 2008, 07:56 PM

Maybe he turned you down cause he knew you were the sorts to run straight to a tabloid and sell your story!

WhateverLolaWants · May 15th, 2008, 07:58 PM

Sigh, he used to be so gorgeous. He's Pulling a total Brando.

sweetness · May 15th, 2008, 08:00 PM

Instead of opting for such a ridiculously small nose he should've had those bags fixed.

llamamama · May 15th, 2008, 08:06 PM

He must have girls coming onto him all the time, even with those eye bags. And she must not have been that great looking, and the butt pinching thing is so tacky, maybe he's just not that desperate.

Sasha · May 15th, 2008, 08:09 PM

He looks...decadent. When I look at him I think of the Marquis de Sade, for some reason.

mrs.v · May 15th, 2008, 08:18 PM

Ugh,what a mess he is now.Chic probably smelled or something.Or maybe the coke makes him impotent.
Nah,Owen was already waiting for him back at the room.

MrsDark · May 15th, 2008, 09:59 PM

Probably because ole baggy eyes had whiskey dick and would have had enough trouble keeping it up for one broad, let alone two.

I'm not even trying to be mean here. I think it's sad what he's become. I used to think he was hotness once upon a time.

SpookyGirl · May 15th, 2008, 10:39 PM

Ugh. He looks so horrible now. I had a terrible crush on him when he was in Jurassic Park 2.