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    Thumbs down PETA to pimp Ashton Kutcher's webbed freak-feet for ad campaign

    Ashton Kutcher's webbed feet could help save animals from being slaughtered.

    The 'What Happens in Vegas' star - who recently revealed some of his toes are joined together - has been contacted by animal rights organisation PETA who have asked him if he will allow his feet to be photographed for a campaign.

    PETA special projects coordinator Michelle Cho wrote in a letter: "While you may have endured some painful ribbing as a kid, these birds endure the pain of having pipes shoved down their throats three times per day so that two pounds of grain can be pumped into their stomachs to produce the diseased 'fatty liver' dish known as foie gras.

    "These poor animals spend their entire lives crammed in dirty, dark sheds, where they suffer from injury and disease and are deprived of everything that is natural and important to them.

    "We ask if you would lend your feet for a photo shoot that would highlight the extreme suffering that goes into every ounce of foie gras."

    Last month, Kutcher unveiled his webbed feet on a hit British talk show.

    The Hollywood star - who is married to Demi Moore - took his socks and shoes off after outrageous host Jonathan Ross quizzed him on his duck-like digits.

    He said: "I have slightly webbed toes. When everything else is this good-looking, something has to give!"

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    The something wasn't your feet, it was your mind deary.
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    What does him having webbed feet have to do with foie gras?

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    Don't ask the PETArds to make any sense
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    OMG, that is so sad what they do to those poor animals.
    I had no idea.

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    I bet now you automatically think of webbed Ashton Kutcher feet.

    On that note, can we see Ashton Kutcher tied down and forcefed gruel in a cage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    What does him having webbed feet have to do with foie gras?
    Thank you... I was wondering the same damn thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    OMG, that is so sad what they do to those poor animals.
    I had no idea.
    There was quite a large expose on this type of abuse not too long ago here. Our local daily paper's weekend food critic writes about foie gras all the time, and I sent her a snarky email about it. Naturally I never heard back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belindagogo View Post
    Thank you... I was wondering the same damn thing.
    Foie gras is duck's liver, so maybe the PETA people think it's cute to use Kutcher's slightly webbed (ducklike) toes in their ad.

    I'm wondering if they'd be able to use my hammertoes in one of their upcoming ads....?

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