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    Dolly Parton, the woman who wouldn't hurt a twat crab, is pissed off at Howard Stern for a segment he did on Dolly's fake audio book. Howard has done this sort of thing before. The show manipulated her words, so it sounded like some raunchy shit was coming from her mouth. For instance, he made Dolly say, "Kenny Rogers smells like boy cum." I giggled at that. I'm immature, I know. Duh.
    Dolly issued this statement, "I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."
    I adore Dolly the same way I adore my pair of pulsating nipple clamps, but any snatch with at least two brain cells can tell it's not her saying that shit. My 7-year-old cousin could do a better job with a busted Casio recorder.
    That being said, Howard should apologize and then gracefully cancel his show. Well, if you hurt Dolly's feelings, you have to pay the price. It's in the Bible. Look it up.

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    Below is the clip in question from Howie's show:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEx37St_XM[/youtube]

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    "wouldn't hurt a twat crab"

    That will go into my daily vernacular.

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    Dolly, they do it to EVERYONE. Hell, William Shatner was in the studio today with Howard and they did the EXACT same thing to him. He laughed it off like a champ.

    Lord knows I love Dolly....and I know she's old school. They just wanted to make people laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Dolly, they do it to EVERYONE. Hell, William Shatner was in the studio today with Howard and they did the EXACT same thing to him. He laughed it off like a champ.
    He was a good sport about it

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    ^^Yes, he was! He even wanted to meet the guy who pieced it all together he was so impressed!

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    Dolly's such a lady and I can see why this would make her mad.

    I'll go kick Howard's ass for you, Dolly!!

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    Dolly would never associate with the likes of Howard - I think she should sue.

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    I have always thought Howard Stern appeals to the lowest common denominator and is funny in the easiest way possible- being crass and vulgar. Anyone junior high boy can do that.
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    Howard Stern is an ass. Has been since his beginning days imo.
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    Howard Stern does make me laugh at times but I'm with Dolly on this one, basically because Dolly is the balls and Stern isn't fit to lick her rhinestone encrusted boots.
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    She has a right to be concerned,lest some of her fans actully think it is her. That is some nasty talking-not ladylike.
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    Just so you guys know, Dolly isn't the least bit of a fake. She's just like you think she would be.

    My dear good friend Willas' ex-husband used to be in her band. He took her along with them when they were in Canada back in the '80's and Willa just loves Dolly. She said she's very sweet and charming, and very generous with everyone around her. When they had a week of downtime, Willa got sick and Dolly personally checked on her and made sure she was cared for. GREAT lady.

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    ^^ she gave me the impression that she was very down to earth and approachable
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    I like infantile humor as much as the next person (South Park is a great tv show), but that clip was just stupid and amateurish. I could piece together funnier sound bites in my sleep. Howard Stern is an idiot.

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    Howard Stern is a prick.

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