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    Default John Mayer 'wants summer fling' with Jennifer Aniston

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    John Mayer is only interested in having a summer fling with Jennifer Aniston, say reports.

    Pals of the Friends actress are worried that she is going to end up heartbroken when Mayer decides to end their relationship.

    A source told OK!: "John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one.

    "But he also said he’s categorising this as a summer fling for now."

    Mayer's previous romantic relationships have included Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly.

    It was reported earlier this month that Aniston was "falling in love" with the musician.

    Showbiz - News - Mayer 'wants summer fling' with Aniston - Digital Spy

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    He just wants to see what her butt smells like, with the summer heat coming on.

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    Well, seeing as how the Chin probably doesn't allow being peed on, I can see why this will be short fling in his mind .
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, another installment of the Perils of Poor Jenni.

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    Looks like more heartbreak for Jen. :rollseyes:

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    Jennifer is in for more heartbreak.

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    He is "categorizing" it? Who the fuck categorizes shit?
    Johnny, just admit, you want to pee on Jen and then split. It's cool. We know.

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    Maybe a summer fling is all she wants too. Jeez. I doubt she's as totally heartbroken as people like to make her out to be. She's just doing her thing.

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    Ya know, if EL wasn't so insistent that the HIV+ singer was a female, I'd think it was Mayer.

    But I think it's Winehouse, not to stray too far off the topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    Ladies and Gentlemen, another installment of the Perils of Poor Jenni.
    Have you noticed when something is published about Brangelina, all these 'woe is Jennifer' articles come out too? I swear its publishing genius.

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    Blergh barf. he's so womanly with his womanly hips. Gross.


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    A source told OK!: "John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one.
    I didn't think golden showers was considered deeply spiritual.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    I didn't think golden showers was considered deeply spiritual.

    Oh I can hear it now, let me shower you with my soul.
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    Mid summer you'll hear a rustling dry wheeze and her sandy vag will swallow him up with a whithering belch.
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    He's fug. SHe can do better, besides he's too young for her. I really don't think she loves him ...or is taking this relationship (if that's what it is) serioulsy. She dosn't seem like she'd be the kind of woman to put up with his playboy bullshit. I bet Jen is having a blast with this fling.

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