May 14th, 2008, 06:44 PM
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John Mayer is only interested in having a summer fling with Jennifer Aniston, say reports.
Pals of the Friends actress are worried that she is going to end up heartbroken when Mayer decides to end their relationship.
A source told OK!: "John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one.
"But he also said he’s categorising this as a summer fling for now."
Mayer's previous romantic relationships have included Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly.
It was reported earlier this month that Aniston was "falling in love" with the musician.
Showbiz - News - Mayer 'wants summer fling' with Aniston - Digital Spy
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May 14th, 2008, 06:46 PM
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He just wants to see what her butt smells like, with the summer heat coming on.
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May 14th, 2008, 06:47 PM
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Well, seeing as how the Chin probably doesn't allow being peed on, I can see why this will be short fling in his mind .
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May 14th, 2008, 06:48 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, another installment of the Perils of Poor Jenni. 
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May 14th, 2008, 06:58 PM
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Looks like more heartbreak for Jen. :rollseyes:
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May 14th, 2008, 07:03 PM
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Jennifer is in for more heartbreak. 
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May 14th, 2008, 07:56 PM
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He is "categorizing" it? Who the fuck categorizes shit?
Johnny, just admit, you want to pee on Jen and then split. It's cool. We know.
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May 14th, 2008, 07:58 PM
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Maybe a summer fling is all she wants too. Jeez. I doubt she's as totally heartbroken as people like to make her out to be. She's just doing her thing.
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May 14th, 2008, 10:41 PM
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Ya know, if EL wasn't so insistent that the HIV+ singer was a female, I'd think it was Mayer.
But I think it's Winehouse, not to stray too far off the topic.
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May 14th, 2008, 10:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasha
Ladies and Gentlemen, another installment of the Perils of Poor Jenni. |
Have you noticed when something is published about Brangelina, all these 'woe is Jennifer' articles come out too? I swear its publishing genius.
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May 14th, 2008, 10:50 PM
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Blergh barf. he's so womanly with his womanly hips. Gross.
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May 14th, 2008, 11:05 PM
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A source told OK!: "John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one.
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 I didn't think golden showers was considered deeply spiritual.
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May 14th, 2008, 11:10 PM
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I didn't think golden showers was considered deeply spiritual. |
Oh I can hear it now, let me shower you with my soul. 
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When the pants go back on, I'm wearing those motherfuckers. - Mel1973
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May 15th, 2008, 12:07 AM
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Mid summer you'll hear a rustling dry wheeze and her sandy vag will swallow him up with a whithering belch.
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May 15th, 2008, 12:40 AM
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He's fug. SHe can do better, besides he's too young for her. I really don't think she loves him ...or is taking this relationship (if that's what it is) serioulsy. She dosn't seem like she'd be the kind of woman to put up with his playboy bullshit. I bet Jen is having a blast with this fling.
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