May 14th, 2008, 09:24 AM
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Nick Cannon shopping for his wife
Shopping For Mimi
Mimi's new bitch, Nick Cannon, was out shopping at Beverly Hills Kitty yesterday. Mimi probably can't cum without her favorite Hello Kitty stuffed animal. She likes to caress it's cheek when she's hitting the big one. Wait till she asks him to get her Hello Kitty brand tampons. It's the least Nick Cannon can do for her. He was a couple of seasons away from starring in a Vh1 reality dating show and she saved him!
The couple are still celebrating their shotgun wedding. UsWeekly reports that they threw another wedding party at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA last night. The park closed to the public at 6pm for Mimi's classy affair. That sucks. I found joy in picturing Mimi standing in an hour-long line for Colossus.
The theme park was decorated in pink and purple and a banner read: " Mariah and Nick - A Love Story." A barf story is more like it! http://www.dlisted.com/node/25900
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May 14th, 2008, 09:26 AM
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Oh Jesus Christ.....how sad.
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May 14th, 2008, 09:33 AM
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How romantic.
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May 14th, 2008, 09:36 AM
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Never pictured her as a Hello Kitty fan
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May 14th, 2008, 09:38 AM
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Hello Kitty? Is she five?
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May 14th, 2008, 09:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetie
How romantic.
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May 14th, 2008, 09:44 AM
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she has a Hello Kitty toilet...
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May 14th, 2008, 09:56 AM
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So she is five. 
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May 14th, 2008, 10:03 AM
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He should be shopping for a therapist for her and a real job for himself. How does one properly identify himself as a stunting gigolo on his taxes?
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May 14th, 2008, 10:05 AM
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So she is five. |
No, five years old girls are wiser then that 
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May 14th, 2008, 10:13 AM
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found another one
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May 14th, 2008, 10:28 AM
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Mariah Carey scares me...
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May 14th, 2008, 10:57 AM
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He should be shopping for a therapist for her and a real job for himself. How does one properly identify himself as a stunting gigolo on his taxes?
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Psstt...don't say that too loudly, you'll bring the fantards in here. 
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May 14th, 2008, 11:03 AM
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Can you imagine Mariah and Jlo in the same confined space for 24 hours?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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May 14th, 2008, 11:04 AM
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Can you imagine Mariah and Jlo in the same confined space for 24 hours?
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Oh, I'd pay to see that. JLo would prevail, only because she'd sit on Mariah and kill her.
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