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    Talking Nick Cannon shopping for his wife

    Shopping For Mimi




    Mimi's new bitch, Nick Cannon, was out shopping at Beverly Hills Kitty yesterday. Mimi probably can't cum without her favorite Hello Kitty stuffed animal. She likes to caress it's cheek when she's hitting the big one. Wait till she asks him to get her Hello Kitty brand tampons. It's the least Nick Cannon can do for her. He was a couple of seasons away from starring in a Vh1 reality dating show and she saved him!
    The couple are still celebrating their shotgun wedding. UsWeekly reports that they threw another wedding party at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA last night. The park closed to the public at 6pm for Mimi's classy affair. That sucks. I found joy in picturing Mimi standing in an hour-long line for Colossus.
    The theme park was decorated in pink and purple and a banner read: "Mariah and Nick - A Love Story." A barf story is more like it!
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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Oh Jesus Christ.....how sad.

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    How romantic.

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    Never pictured her as a Hello Kitty fan

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    Hello Kitty? Is she five?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    How romantic.

    ya

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    she has a Hello Kitty toilet...


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    So she is five.

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    He should be shopping for a therapist for her and a real job for himself. How does one properly identify himself as a stunting gigolo on his taxes?



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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    So she is five.

    No, five years old girls are wiser then that

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    found another one


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    Mariah Carey scares me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    He should be shopping for a therapist for her and a real job for himself. How does one properly identify himself as a stunting gigolo on his taxes?
    Psstt...don't say that too loudly, you'll bring the fantards in here.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Can you imagine Mariah and Jlo in the same confined space for 24 hours?

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Can you imagine Mariah and Jlo in the same confined space for 24 hours?

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

    Oh, I'd pay to see that. JLo would prevail, only because she'd sit on Mariah and kill her.

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