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    Default Tony Romo grew a pair and dumped Jessica Simpson

    TMZ.com - Your official site for the latest entertainment news, celebrity gossip, Hollywood rumors, celebrity video and photo galleries

    TMZ has learned that the romance between Jessica Simpson and hotshot QB Tony Romo is as dead as the Cowboys' 2007 playoff run.

    Their reps have been going on the record saying that they're not split, but our sources -- who know what's really going on -- say the two have cut the cord ... at least for now.


    So I don't know who broke it off but I give Tony the credit.
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    Finally.

    Jessica and her pervert father need to learn that calling all the tabs pretending to be "a source close to the couple" and saying that Jessica is the best thing to ever happen to her new beau and that he wants to marry her will get her dumped every time. As soon as I started reading the same stories about Tony that I'd read about John, almost word for word, I knew Jess and her dad were the sources, and I'm sure Tony did too. And like most normal guys it probably creeped him the fuck out.

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    Wow. This is my shocked face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    Finally.

    Jessica and her pervert father need to learn that calling all the tabs pretending to be "a source close to the couple" and saying that Jessica is the best thing to ever happen to her new beau and that he wants to marry her will get her dumped every time. As soon as I started reading the same stories about Tony that I'd read about John, almost word for word, I knew Jess and her dad were the sources, and I'm sure Tony did too. And like most normal guys it probably creeped him the fuck out.
    This is EXACTLY what I was going to say.

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    FINALLY!! was the first thing I thought, too. What the hell took him so long was the next.

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    On behalf of all the Dallas Cowboy fans, may I just say 'PHEW!'

    FUCK HER!

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    Her romances only last until the sex wears off. That's when it hits guys that she has absolutely nothing to offer.

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    Yes, finally!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    On behalf of all the Dallas Cowboy fans, may I just say 'PHEW!'

    FUCK HER!
    on behalf of NY GIants fans everywhere, may i saw SHIT!
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    ITA with whoever said Tony and JM dumped Jessica because her and her daddy are the ones spreading the marriage rumors. It's downright creepy, and makes her look pathetic and needy.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purple rain View Post
    Her romances only last until the sex wears off. That's when it hits guys that she has absolutely nothing to offer.
    Yup.

    Dallas, Texas tonight:

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    If he stays away from her until the season begins, I may pull out the Dallas jersey and brush off the dust.



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    This is especially hilarious considering Simpleton is the cover article for the June Glamour and goes into embarrassing detail over how much she lurves Tony. It's pretty ick. I figured when I read it their relationship wasn't long for this world.

    I hope he told her "it's not you, it's me" and "I hope we can still be friends." Twist that knife, Tony! T.O. will take you back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    ...makes her look pathetic and needy.
    Wow ... you just summed up the essence of Jessica in two very well chosen words!!!

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    Nooooooooo. Now this means she'll be out
    there again whoring it up for photogs and
    I might accidently see her horseface.

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