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    Default Britney Spears... red means stop

    Tuesday, May 13th 2008
    Brit Brit Can't Drive




    Brit Brit rear-ended ANOTHER car today. TMZ reports that Brit Brit was stopped at a red light on Sunset Blvd. in Beverly Hills. For some reason, Brit hit the gas even though the light was still red, hitting a Ford Explorer in front of her.
    Brit stayed in the car while her bodyguard got out to talk to the lady in the Explorer. Apparently, nobody was visibly hurt. The lady is currently following Brit back to her house.
    She probably dropped a Cheeto, bent down to get it and hit the gas with her wedge flip-flop. Brit needs to leave the driving to the professionals. She should just take her place in the passenger seat where she can play with her gum all she wants and make frapp bubbles with her mouth.
    Oh and these pictures are from yesterday, not today. There's totally frapp dust in that water. She has to get her fix somehow.

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    In addition to everything else, does she have ADD? Or does she need a checklist of how to drive and in what order to operate the controls taped to the rearview?

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    Girlfriend needs to cut back on the sugar and stock up on a few bottles of Proactiv.

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    This girl is rich enough to hire a driver. Do it, Brit!
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    She's looking like the old nutso Brit that we all came to know and love..


    I miss her...

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    I think someone needs their meds adjusted.
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    Who the hell's letting her drive?

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    Her face looks tear stained, broken out and bloated.

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    Disgusting.Waste of time and space.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    does anybody else think Britters is rolling her ass off ?
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    Why doesn't she have a driver?!

    even let the bodygaurd drive! lol

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    take her license away. store it with her brain...wherever that is.
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    i'm not sure anybody wants to get near her ass.
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    i also noticed, she stopped using her Proactiv.
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    Why the hell is she still allowed to drive?!
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