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    Wink Tom Cruise, midget douche, tries to buy his father in law's love with golf

    Tom Cruise is trying to bond with Katie Holmes' dad over golf and has offered to buy Katie a membership at an exclusive country club so they can play as a family.

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    Tom Cruise is trying to bond with Katie Holmes' dad by playing golf.

    The 'Top Gun' star has offered to buy Katie a membership at Los Angeles' prestigious Bel-Air Country Club so they can all play with her father Martin Holmes.

    A source told America's Star magazine: "Katie's father is not crazy about Tom, but Tom is really determined to win him over. Mr. Holmes golfs a lot, and now Katie is learning to play. Tom is a member at Bel-Air, and he's in the process of adding Katie to his membership so Katie can take her dad to play with her.

    "Adding Katie to his membership is costing Tom $151,188 a year. That's a pretty expensive way to try to impress your father-in-law - unless you're Tom Cruise!"

    Although Martin has never spoken out about Tom, sources claim he was unhappy when his daughter started dating the actor in 2005.

    He reportedly thought he was a bad influence as he encouraged Katie to join the bizarre sci-fi religion Scientology despite her being raised as a devout Catholic.

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    winning him over means badgering him till he dies from it no doubt
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    Little late for this, ain't it Fuckwad? Shoulda thought of making nicey with your in-laws several years ago. Creep.

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    Tom's small enough to fall into one of those holes, he should fall in and never come back out.

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    Oh, please. Yeah right.
    We all know Katiebot has nothing to do with her family anymore so this story is b.s.

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    Hahaha. Tiny Tom pinned in a golf hole. If only... The asshole GMD can buy him St Andrews in Scotland and I doubt it will change much but improve the f-i-l's handicap.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Tom's small enough to fall into one of those holes, he should fall in and never come back out.
    Hahaha ... poor TinyTom.

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    Not to mention that the Bel Air CC is SO CLOSE to Toledo! Marty can play the links every.... year! Dumb fuck. Try doing something near where the guy actually resides asshole - that is, if you can get your ego out of the fucking way first.

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