May 13th, 2008, 08:07 AM
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Gearing up for her latest movie, the Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru, Jessica Alba takes on the guise of screen comedy's first iconic figure, Charlie Chaplin – all for the June issue of Allure.
In the course of the accompanying interview, the pregnant Alba, 27, opens up about her sexy public image and how she finally learned to feel comfortable with her body.
Some highlights from the interview:
On Her Steamy Public Image: "[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that's what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s--- about all that stuff! It's nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!"
On Owning Her Sexuality: "I don't think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that's when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud."
On Sex Before Marriage: "I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they're having sex. I don't think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it's acceptable."
FIRST LOOK: Jessica Alba Poses as Charlie Chaplin - Jessica Alba : People.com
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May 13th, 2008, 08:07 AM
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WTF 
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May 13th, 2008, 08:09 AM
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^ I know, right!...i almost fell off my chair in hysterics when i saw that picture Totally Random.
And i see that she is STILL talking about her sexuality 
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- Incubus' Brandon Boyd on what he would do if he met Britney Spears
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May 13th, 2008, 08:15 AM
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Opening your eyes wide and wearing tramp garb does NOT make you Chaplin. MEH. Harumph.
/damn kids get off my lawn
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May 13th, 2008, 10:50 AM
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This picture is so weird. i seriously cannot stand this girl and her new movie looks terrible.
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May 13th, 2008, 03:01 PM
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Yeah seriously....
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May 13th, 2008, 04:41 PM
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Another extract from the Allure interview -
"Since Jessica's doing a comedy, she came up with the idea to dress like Charlie Chaplin," says Cavaco. "We all thought it was funny because she's pregnant."
She had on a 2.5-carat engagement ring that Warren designed specifically for her. "I can't say it was a total accident, because you're aware of when you're being careful and when you're not," she says of her pregnancy. "It just happened so soon!" 
Colour pic of the one posted above (click to enlarge) -
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"She is a girl so I wouldn’t slap her. I would lock her in a room full of spiders and let her think about what she’s doing to the youth of America."
- Incubus' Brandon Boyd on what he would do if he met Britney Spears
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May 13th, 2008, 05:40 PM
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* bitch slaps the bitch*
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May 13th, 2008, 05:47 PM
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She makes a good Charlie Chaplin the way I make a good Giselle Bundchen. 
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May 13th, 2008, 05:48 PM
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Damn, Lindsay Lohan would have made a better Charlie Chaplin. 
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May 13th, 2008, 06:00 PM
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For a beauty shot on the cover of a beauty magazine, this is horrid. She looks high.
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May 13th, 2008, 06:57 PM
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^ it dont even look like her either!
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May 13th, 2008, 07:27 PM
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"I can't say it was a total accident, because you're aware of when you're being careful and when you're not," she says of her pregnancy. "It just happened so soon!"
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Bitch got knocked up to get an engagement ring.
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May 13th, 2008, 07:34 PM
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She is such a twit.
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May 13th, 2008, 07:34 PM
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^ I know, right!...i almost fell off my chair in hysterics when i saw that picture Totally Random.
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I know! She just doesnt get it does she???
I'll admit, though. I much preferred her old "I'm too sexy" thing than the new Megan Fox bs. (Though Right Said Fred did it best  )
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