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    Default Britney Spears and Kevin Federline: Phone sex?


    Britney Spears’ visitation schedule was expanded last week after she made a court appearance and was able to show the judge that she was ready to spend more time with her boys. Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, recently said that the relationship between his client and Britney is improved and that they’re getting along better. He was optimistic but guarded in the way he described Britney and Kevin’s relationship, and People quotes him as saying “there will be some contact … there’d be some ability to exchange a camaraderie that is necessary and a function of co-parenting together.”
    Was Kaplan just giving a general non-committal answer to a question or was he saying in lawyer-speak that Britney and K-Fed are knocking boots again?
    Star Magazine claims that the exes are having phone sex late at night, which would be a follow up to their earlier probably-fake story that K-Fed and Britney shared a kiss during a meeting about their boys.
    “[Britney and Kevin] have phone sex often - at least once a week,” says an insider. And while [it] often begins with innocent conversations about matters like their sons… or plans for the future, “The one thing these two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”
    Typically, Britney makes the first move by calling Kevin. Bit he initiates the titillating chatter, playing on the pop star’s soft spot for sex. “She often contacts Kevin on Monday nights, usually because she’s recovering from a lonely weekend and feeling insecure,” adds the insider.
    “He’s used to getting the calls and knows just how to get the sultry talk started.”
    [From Star Magazine, print edition, May 19, 2008]



    Star claims that Kevin wants to have sex with Britney but that she’s holding back and sticking to phone sex because she’s afraid of what might happen if she falls for K-Fed again.

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    Britney probably thinks that for phone sex, you actually stick the phone in your pooter. If that's the case, then that's one hell of a crusty phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Britney probably thinks that for phone sex, you actually stick the phone in your pooter. If that's the case, then that's one hell of a crusty phone.
    Now we know why she has a different phone every other week.

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    Star claims that Kevin wants to have sex with Britney but that she’s holding back ...

    I tend to think it's the other way around. She did throw the guy out, but there have been stories that she's chased him and wants him back. Maybe she thinks she'll get knocked up again and they can live happily ever after.

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    'nuff said...

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    Better than the kind of sex that produces.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Star is so full of shizz~!

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    Why does she look pregnant in all the latest photos?

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    This would be soooo wrong if he were doing this so he could break Britney's heart so she'll go off the deep end again. It would guarantee him more money. Ok, I'm done with the conspiracy theory.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    This would be soooo wrong if he were doing this so he could break Britney's heart so she'll go off the deep end again. It would guarantee him more money. Ok, I'm done with the conspiracy theory.
    Well if she does it again I think the saying "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me" applies.

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    I'm just glad she's not showing her crotch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belindagogo View Post
    'nuff said...
    Yep!!!

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