Jennifer Aniston's barnacle vag still can't let go of Brad Pitt

[Grimmlok]

Jennifer Aniston thinks her new musician lover John Mayer is "better looking" than ex-husband Brad Pitt.

(BANG) -

Jennifer Aniston thinks new lover John Mayer is "better looking" than ex-husband Brad Pitt.

The former 'Friends' actress, who spent four days in Malibu with the musician last week, is smitten with John and is enjoying their "passionate" relationship.

A friend of Jennifer's said: "She says he is the cutest guy she has ever gone out with - even better looking than Brad.

"There is nine years difference between them, though they are thriving on that. John likes her intelligence and experience and Jennifer likes John's vitality. Jennifer likes his energy, it is very uplifting for her - she is on cloud nine."

Jennifer is already beginning to think that John could be 'The One' and is making long-term plans.

A source said: "It is too early to tell if it will last. But they really, really like each other. John makes Jennifer feel sexy again."

(C) BANG Media International

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BWAHAH she's known this mulleted loser for a grand total o 2 weeks and suddenly it's wedding bells.

[tkdgirl]

I don't know what's funnier, the story or the people who actually believe it!

[Algernon]

Who are all these 'friends' and 'sources' who repeat the shit people supposedly say? I would just stop having friends if I were famous. Not that it would stop a perfect stranger from telling the media my 'deepest thoughts'. What a bunch of crap!

But Jennifer is still a pathetic woman and I don't doubt she interjects Brad's name into any conversation possible.

[Grimmlok]

Originally Posted by tkdgirl

I don't know what's funnier, the story or the people who actually believe it!

Maniston's chin is funnier than both of those!

[politesse]

Well, he is. Pitt Looks like crap.

[Grimmlok]

I dunno, sporting a mullet BY CHOICE seems to negate any possible hotness. That and when he opens his mouth, it sounds like a special needs adult crying for attention

[tkdgirl]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

I dunno, sporting a mullet BY CHOICE seems to negate any possible hotness. That and when he opens his mouth, it sounds like a special needs adult crying for attention

Same as Brad, only Brad sports a stupid hat all the time to cover that weak ass weave/rug/dead ferret that's on his head.

[Grimmlok]

still better than a mullet. a mullet trumps everything

[tkdgirl]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

still better than a mullet. a mullet trumps everything

I beg to differ... a mullet by choice can be cut and changed. Bad taste is what it is.

[Grimmlok]

Yes, but the mental problem that led to the mullet being sought after remains. It's like a brain tumor, or like.. fashion AIDS

[snuffy]

C'mon - I dont know if women think Pitt is good looking, but I can tell you one thing - Mayer is FUGLY.

That is a fact.

[Grimmlok]

He kinda looke like Marc Anthony before he turned into Skeletor

[cherrypye]

Exactly my thought!

[tkdgirl]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Yes, but the mental problem that led to the mullet being sought after remains. It's like a brain tumor, or like.. fashion AIDS

And Brad with Ang *ISN'T* a mental problem?

[politesse]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Yes, but the mental problem that led to the mullet being sought after remains. It's like a brain tumor, or like.. fashion AIDS

You're just jellus.