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Thread: Woman wins(?) competition to go shopping with Paris and Nicky Hilton

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    Default Woman wins(?) competition to go shopping with Paris and Nicky Hilton

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    The chick with the blonde HGTV hair above won some Mother's Day contest from Wonky and Nicky Hilton. The prize included a shopping spree with the praying mantis skanks and their mother. I hope the woman got all her shots. I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet. If I'm going to catch salmonella, I might as well get it from delicious fried chicken than from Wonky's skank fumes.

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    WTF?

    That shit is wrong.

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    best article ever.
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    ^^Michael K from Dlisted is one of the funniest people I swear. Dude needs a book deal or something.

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    I've never seen so many Wonky wannabees as in Las Vegas! It's really fascinating to see so many women want to look like this heiress.

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    That mother looks like a Beverley Hills wannabe.

    Oh yes! I love Michael K... didn't Paris and her people bring a lawsuit against him last year (or maybe the year before?) because he inferred Paris had some STD?
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    She better hope they make a cream or some kinda hand wash ....


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    I hope they got her hair done.

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    That lady looks like the crazed Tom Cruise fan they showed on Opera.

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    If Wonky and Nicky would pay for any purchases I made, I might stoop so low as to go shopping with them. My tetanus shot is up to date!

    Maybe it would be safer to encase myself in a plastic bubble, though, like the Bubble Boy on Seinfeld!

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    If I had signed up for that contest and won, I would've waited until all the photogs were on her, then I would've pulled out her skank ass weave and pushed her in front of a bus.
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    Won? More like lost.
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    Wow, that would pretty much be my nightmare.

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    Nobody wins in this one. Except for the skank whore Hiltons who get the free press they seem to need so very badly.

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    well anybody with hair like that is obviously lacking basic judgement in entering a Parisite contest.
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