May 11th, 2008, 06:51 PM
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Woman wins(?) competition to go shopping with Paris and Nicky Hilton
Worst Prize Ever
The chick with the blonde HGTV hair above won some Mother's Day contest from Wonky and Nicky Hilton. The prize included a shopping spree with the praying mantis skanks and their mother. I hope the woman got all her shots. I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet. If I'm going to catch salmonella, I might as well get it from delicious fried chicken than from Wonky's skank fumes. Worst Prize Ever | Dlisted
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May 11th, 2008, 06:55 PM
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WTF?
That shit is wrong.
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May 11th, 2008, 06:56 PM
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best article ever.
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May 11th, 2008, 07:07 PM
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^^Michael K from Dlisted is one of the funniest people I swear. Dude needs a book deal or something.
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May 11th, 2008, 07:55 PM
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I've never seen so many Wonky wannabees as in Las Vegas! It's really fascinating to see so many women want to look like this heiress.
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May 11th, 2008, 08:13 PM
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That mother looks like a Beverley Hills wannabe.
Oh yes! I love Michael K... didn't Paris and her people bring a lawsuit against him last year (or maybe the year before?) because he inferred Paris had some STD?
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May 12th, 2008, 07:31 AM
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She better hope they make a cream or some kinda hand wash ....
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May 12th, 2008, 07:51 AM
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I hope they got her hair done.
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May 12th, 2008, 07:52 AM
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That lady looks like the crazed Tom Cruise fan they showed on Opera.
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May 12th, 2008, 11:35 AM
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If Wonky and Nicky would pay for any purchases I made, I might stoop so low as to go shopping with them. My tetanus shot is up to date!
Maybe it would be safer to encase myself in a plastic bubble, though, like the Bubble Boy on Seinfeld!
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May 12th, 2008, 02:20 PM
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If I had signed up for that contest and won, I would've waited until all the photogs were on her, then I would've pulled out her skank ass weave and pushed her in front of a bus. 
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May 12th, 2008, 04:21 PM
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Won? More like lost.
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May 12th, 2008, 04:24 PM
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Wow, that would pretty much be my nightmare.
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May 12th, 2008, 04:27 PM
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Nobody wins in this one. Except for the skank whore Hiltons who get the free press they seem to need so very badly.
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May 12th, 2008, 04:32 PM
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well anybody with hair like that is obviously lacking basic judgement in entering a Parisite contest.
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