WTF duuuuddde... do you WANT TO DIE?
Sunday, May 11th 2008
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Owen Wilson is planning to marry Kate Hudson a year after he tried to off himself over their break-up. Yes, commemorate one tragedy with another! The News of the World reports that Owen proposed to Kate in Miami and wants to marry her next year. The Florida humidity must eff with some of these people's brains. Owen marrying Kate? Aniston and Mayer?
A source told The News of the World, “Kate supported Owen during his low patch and that proved to him she’s the woman he wants to be with for ever. He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional.”
Screw Kate! Owen should marry his one true love, Woody Harrelson! Nobody understands him the way Woody does. Mary Jane can be the maid of honor and a hookah pipe can be the best man.
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WTF duuuuddde... do you WANT TO DIE?
If it's true, congrats to them. I kinda like them both.
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I can't believe this is true. Isn't NOTW the rag that has alien babies on the cover? lol
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It's from News of the World. No way it's true.
Butterscotch Stallion?................
Just found out what that is![]()
^^^enlighten me
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
they are two of the ugliest people I"ve ever seen!
I literally squealed when i read this title'; congrats to them!
I hope it's true.![]()
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god I swear his nose is NSFW. poor guy
WTF? When did they get back together?
Jeez, this makes me sick.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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