May 11th, 2008, 04:45 PM
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Sunday, May 11th 2008
Engaged?
Owen Wilson is planning to marry Kate Hudson a year after he tried to off himself over their break-up. Yes, commemorate one tragedy with another! The News of the World reports that Owen proposed to Kate in Miami and wants to marry her next year. The Florida humidity must eff with some of these people's brains. Owen marrying Kate? Aniston and Mayer?
A source told The News of the World, “Kate supported Owen during his low patch and that proved to him she’s the woman he wants to be with for ever. He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional.”
Screw Kate! Owen should marry his one true love, Woody Harrelson! Nobody understands him the way Woody does. Mary Jane can be the maid of honor and a hookah pipe can be the best man.
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May 11th, 2008, 04:52 PM
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WTF duuuuddde... do you WANT TO DIE?
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May 11th, 2008, 05:06 PM
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If it's true, congrats to them. I kinda like them both.
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May 11th, 2008, 07:41 PM
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I can't believe this is true. Isn't NOTW the rag that has alien babies on the cover? lol
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May 11th, 2008, 07:58 PM
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It's from News of the World. No way it's true.
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May 11th, 2008, 08:32 PM
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May 11th, 2008, 08:38 PM
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^^^enlighten me
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May 12th, 2008, 05:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by msdebagain
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word has it he's hung like a horse... hence the name... 
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May 12th, 2008, 06:01 AM
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they are two of the ugliest people I"ve ever seen!
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May 12th, 2008, 06:16 AM
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I literally squealed when i read this title'; congrats to them!
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May 12th, 2008, 09:59 AM
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I hope it's true. 
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May 12th, 2008, 10:39 AM
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god I swear his nose is NSFW. poor guy
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May 12th, 2008, 10:49 AM
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WTF? When did they get back together?
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May 12th, 2008, 11:06 AM
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They are the ugliest couple, ever.
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May 12th, 2008, 11:15 AM
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Jeez, this makes me sick.
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